Kal jab mile thhe....to dil mein hua ek sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...your file not found!

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga...

Tu naa mili to apni zindagi, ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...

Dil sey aisa cut kiya ke paste karna bhool gaye...

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo...

Roz subha hum karte hain pyar se unhe good morning...

Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein No more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale pehen ke reshmi gown.

Jaane kitne dilon ka ho gaya Server down.