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Whats the name of a chinese prostitute?

Answer is SABNE LEE.

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A crow shits on a sardar,

sardarni hands over tissue to sardarji.

Sardar says: Ab kiski ponchhu? kawwa to udd gaya.

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6 yrs boy caught in rape case. In court Lawyer( while holding

boy penis):"ur honour, see little boy,can he rape someone?"

Boy to lawyer:"Itna na hila, nahin toh case haar jayenge!!"

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Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.

Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.

Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge… Tarik pe Tarikh

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A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages.

Plane says:" yaar rocket tu itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate

ho?"

Rocket replies "yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke pichwade main AAG lagi

ho...."

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Zoo main aik bacay nay hathi ka dick dekh kar pocha…….

Mom yeh kia hai ?

Mom : kuch nahi hai ??

Papa : Dekha beta tumhari mama ke liye to yeh bhi khuch nahi hai.