HUSBAND: You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
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Son:- Why mom u r white and i am black??
Mom Replied:- Listen son, Considering all the
crazy things i did years ago, u should be thankful
That u r not barking..
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Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Sam: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Sam: "She's a woman".
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Tom: "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
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Patient: "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor: "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".