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• Q: What’s the definition of suspicion?
A: A nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.
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• A kiss is called humanity if its on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on
breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if its on ass
hole.
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• Q: What's a birth control pill?
A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.
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• Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?
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• Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!
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• A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume
despite years of experience and a number of refrences!
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• Wishing you a seductive & wonderful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!
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• If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman,
iska matlab aapki koi ga#d mar raha hai.
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• Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful
penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.
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• All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.
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• Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks
Vaporub by mistake.
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• Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
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• A gal with his boyfriend opened her legs inviting him 2 fuck n asked: Hamare baby ka naam kya hoga?
He wears a condom n says: Iske baad bhi hogaya to ‘Jadugar’.
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• Licking pussy is like playing with the mafia... One wrong move and you are in
DEEP SHIT!!!!
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• Sex is evil,
Evil is sin,
Sin is forgiven,
So stick it in.
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