Luv is a sensation that is caused by temptation.
The boy puts his location in the girl’s destination.
Do u get my explanation or wanna free demonstration?
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Sex is good sex is funny
many people fuck for money
but if you think sex is funny
then fuck yourself and safe your money.
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Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'Goods delivered are not returnable.'
Groom gave another note back to father: 'Contract void if seal is broken.'
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Man: May l have some condoms please. I'm giving my gal a gift tonight.
Clerk: Shall I gift wrap them?
Man: No, the condoms will serve as a wrapper for the gift.
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Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
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On their first night:
Husband: Is it really ur first night?
Wife: No... No...Actually it is first time at night.
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Woman was having pain during delivery. Husband prayed: Oh Lord! Please make it
lose for the Baby and then tight for the Daddy
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What is the difference between cheating ur wife and cheating on the taxman?
If u get caught, the taxman still want to screw you.
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One lady delivered twins, surprisingly one is boy & other is dog... How is it
possible?
Her hubby is a Vodafone user... Wherever he goes his Network follows.
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Dentist didn’t get erection on wedding night so he used finger. Wife: What's
this?
Nothing honey, just a temporary filling
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