i-wood with exclusive 3B technology, fast connection speeds, support for those of us who live in reality, and our all new applications, i-wood is the all-in-one solution you have been looking for. It will help you redefine your relationships with people by showing them how truly irritating they, and their portable devices, have become.
The All New i-wood with 3B Technology is individually silk screened onto environmentally sustainable bamboo plywood. Because of this, each i-wood is different and will have minor deviations that are all part of a real analog process.
Specifications:
Size Height: 4.5 inches
Width: 3 inches
Depth: .25 inches
Materials Body: Plyboo® Bamboo Plywood
Ink: Speedball Water Based Ink
Packaging: BioDegradable Clear Bags
Inner Works: Awesomeness and Class
Display 3.5 inch (diagonal) Tactile Touch Display
Totally High Resolution, seriously
Splinter Technology
System Requirements Computer with a 1.21 Gigawatt Flux Capacitor
USB 2.0 port
Power and Battery Battery: Rechargable gyroscope battery
Talk time: Up to 1 million hours
Standby time: i-wood stands by for no man
Sensors Accelerometer
Proximity Sensor
Light Sensor
Infared Sensor
Sensor Sensor for Sensing Sensors
Sensi Sensor
Operation Requirements Operating temperature: −273.15 °C to 390°C
Maximum operating altitude: 100,000,000 ft
Humidity: 0% - 100% noncondensing
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