mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye, (my love) tum MA 1st division ho, main hua matric phel priye, mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye, (union) tum fauji afsar ki beti, main to kisaan ka beta hoon, tum rabadi kheer malai ho, main to sattu sapreta hoon, tum AC ghar mein rahti ho, main ped ke neeche leta hoon, tum nai maruti lagti ho, main scooter lambreta hoon, is kadar agar hum chup-chup kar aapas me prem badhayenge, to ek roz tere daddy Amrish Puri ban jaaenge, (alas he is no more!) sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail priye, mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye, tum arab desh kee ghodi ho, main hoon gadahe ki naal priye, tum deewali ka bonus ho, main bhookho ki hadtaal priye,(strike) tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main almunium ka thaal priye, tum chicken-soop biryani ho, main kankad waali daal priye, tum hiran-chaokadi bharti ho, main hoon kachue ki chaal priye, (flight of dear) tum chandan-