I like these....... 1. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas. 2. Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long. 3. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! 4. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous! 5. Did you fart, ’cause you blow me away! 6. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. 7. You - “Did it hurt”. The other person will naturally say “Did what hurt?”, You - “When you fell from heaven.” 8. You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.” 9. Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home. 10. kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice ????