Joe () [ Reply ] 2009-12-15 06:30:36
I was reading
this joke, and
being as I know
it and it's
short I
continued. I
realized it's
not correct so
here is the
corrected
version...
An Alcoholic, a
Smoker and a
Homo all went
to see the
hypnotist one
day to quit
their vices.
Sadly for them,
the hypnotist
told them that
if they
continued on
with their
lifestyles,
they would die.
So after paying
the hypnotist
they are told
the "limits" of
their
hypnosis.
When walking
home that
evening, they
walk right in
front of the
bar.
The Alcoholic
man looks into
the bar, then
down the road,
then back at
the bar as
says, "Man, I
want a drink so
bad…but if I
drink I’ll
die..." He
finally decides
that one drink
can't possibly
kill him. So he
walked in and
orded a drink
from the
bartender,
takes one sip,
and boom falls
dead right
there at the
bar.
So the smoker
and homo
continue
walking.
Eventually,
they come
across a
cigarette on
the road. They
see that it is
still light,
apparently
someone had
just dropped
it.
The smoker
looks at the
cigarette and
then at the
homo, then at
the cigarette
again. The
smoker says,
"Man, I need a
smoke so
bad…but if I
bend over and
pick up the
cigarette to
smoke, I just
might die like
the alcoholic."
He figures that
one puff can't
possibly kill
him. Just
before the
bends over the
homo says "I
swear if you
bend over to
pick up the
cigarette, I'll
die too..."
The next
morning the
police were
called to pick
up the smoker
and homo from
the street
because they
were both dead.