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:?: 1. What is height of Fashion?

:idea: A. Dhoti with a zip

:?: 2. What is height of Secrecy?

:idea: A. Offering blank visiting cards.

:?: 3. What is height of Active laziness?

:idea: A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

:?: 4.What is height of fearness?

:idea: A.Affraid of toy tiger make the pant wet.

:?: 5. What is height of Craziness?

:idea: A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

:?: 6. What is height of Forgetfulness?

:idea: A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

:?: 7. What is height of Stupidity?

:idea: A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

:?: 8. What is height of Honesty?

:idea: A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

:?: 9. What is height of Suicide?

:idea: A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

:?: 10. What is height of De-hydration?

:idea: A. A cow giving milk powder


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