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Kal Se 3 Din WTF :):)
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I Mean Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Lolz

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Thought For The Day -

"Keep Quiet And Always Shut Ur Mouth.
Some Day That Might Make U The
Prime Minister Of Our Country”....

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Privacy Is Very Important To Girls.
That Is Why They Only Share Sensitive Information
With Their Closest 923 Friends On Facebook !!

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THOUGHT OF DAY'

"Agar Paise Ped Pe Latakte
To Ladkiya Bandar Ko Bhi Pyaar Karti."
...(Satymev Jayte)

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Boy’s R Stronger Than Gals?
No Ways!
Can Boys Carry 8kg Of Shopin Bag?
Cn Thy Go A Wk Eatin Nly Salad?
Cn Thy Face A Hrt-Brk?
Cn Thy Wch D Love Of Thr Lyf B Wt Sm1 Els?
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Cn Thy Tk Care Of A Child, Cook, Clean N Tlk On D Ph At Same Time?
Cn Thy Wlk Al Day On 6 Inch Heels?
Cn Thy Cry Al Nyt N Thn Wake Up D Nxt Mrnin Lyk Evrythn Is Ok?
No, Boys Cant..

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Physics Kitni Easy Hoti Agr?
Agr.
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Apple Ki Jagah Tree Gira Hota.
Salla Newton He Mara Jata

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Sasural Me Damad Ki Izzat Kyo Zyada Hoti Hai ?
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Qki Vo Jaantey He Ye Wohi Mahaan Aadmi Hai,
Jisne Hamare Ghar Ka Toofan Sambhal Rakha Hai….

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Govt. School Ki Ladki Ko G.F Banane Ka Natija:
B.F Ko Pendrive De Kr Boltihai Ki "Mere Ko Esme
Facebook Daalkr Dena; Mai Bhi Chalaungi..!

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Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash Karane Gai...
Clerk- Sign Karo.
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk-Jaise Khat K Aakhir Me Likhti Ho
Aurat Ne Likha
"Tohar Chumma K Intezar Me Bijli"

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Chalo Aaj Kuch Tufani Karte Hain. .
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Girlfrnd Ko Boltey Hain Recharge Karvane Ko...

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Zarin Or Katerina Dono Hi 1 Jaisi Or Gori Hain,
Pata Hai Kyun?
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Socho
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Nahi Pata?
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Kyunki Dono Ke Naam Me'rin' Aata Hai.

"Safedi Ka Chamakdar",
Naya Rin….

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45 Kg Ki Ladki Ko Uthane Mein Ladko Ko Koi Preshani Nahi Hoti,
Par 18 Kg Ka Gas Cylinder Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ke Pasine Chhut Jatey Hai.
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Kyun?
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Kaminapan Hai Aur Kya

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Newton Was Soo Silly ..
1 Apple Ko Girte Hue Dekha To Gravity Ki Khoj Kar Li....
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25 Saal Se Susu Kar Raha Tha, Wo Kya Upar Jaata Tha!!!

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Murgi Anda Deti Hai,
Aur Gaai Dudh Deti Hai,
To Aisa Kon Hai Jo Dudh Bhi Deta Hai,
Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai?
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Dukandar
Dont Clap Plz. I Know Am Genious:)




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