That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of You If You Take A Bath In A
Puddle Of Mud! #Daag Ache Hain..!!
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Girl To Another Girl : Yar Ye Handsome Boy Kaisa Hota Hai ??
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Second Girl : Yar Mujhe Bhi Nahi Pata,
Ye Msg Send Karne Wala Apni Pic Dikhata Hi Nahi..!!
Moral: Jalna Mana Hay :P :D
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Dabay Main Daba, Dabay Main Cake..
Ek He Larki Patie Wo B Fake :(
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Pappu Masjid Se Jutti Chori Kerte Pakra Gaya
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Molvi: Is Ne Juti Churai Hai,
Is Ko Ganjaa Kar Do,
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Pappu: Yaar 1 Juti Wapis Le Lo Aur Foji Cutting Ker Do :P :D
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!!..Marny K Bad B Us K Hath Ka Angutha Hilta Raha
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"Dost"
Usko 7 Rupy Me 1700 Sms Krny Ki Aadat Jo Hogai Thi,..!
(-,-)
<) (>
_/\_ Ohh Teri Khai
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Teacher: Physics Ki Definition Kro?
Pathan: Pura Nai Ata Akhir Se Torha
Yad Hai
Teacher: Ok Sunao
Pathan: "And This Is Called Physics.." :D
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A NON-MUSLIM Teacher Asked A MUSLIM
Student
*Teacher*
Teacher : Can You See ALLAH?
... Student : No.
Teacher : Can You Touch ALLAH?
Student : No
Teacher : Then There Isn't ALLAH!
*Student*
Student : Sir, Can You See Your Brain?
Teacher : No.
Student : Can You Touch Your Brain?
Teacher : No.
Student : Oh Okay, So You Don't Have A
Brain?
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If All Pakistan Start Studying & All Get Good Marks
But, Jobs R Limited
Then
More Unemployment
More Youth
More Suicides
More Crime
“”"”"SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING”"”" ;->
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Tv Ads Have Taught Me:
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You Don't Need Singing Skills To Be An Indian Idol,
You Just Need Fair & Lovely..!!
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That No One Can Eat Cadbury Dairymilk Chocolate Without Getting It All Across Their Face..!!
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To Close Bathroom Door While Brushing Teeth, Else A Tv Reporter Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"
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Don't Buy Reliance..!! Even Anushka Sharma Couldn't Convince Ranvijay
To Buy It..!!
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That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan Have Serious Dandruff Problem..!!
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That If You Don't Use Harpic, People Will Barge Into Your House To Clean Your Toilet..!!
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That Only Thing Super Hot Girls Care About Is Your 140 Rupees Deodorant Bathed Body!
Money Minded Women Will Fall For Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or Uses A Fairness Cream. No Other Quality Matters..!!
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That Salman With A Relaxo Chappal Can Achieve Many Great Things, Unlike The Salman Without The Chappals..!!
