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NEWS K Mutabiq Ye Baat Sabit Hui Hai,
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K
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Ladkey Ladkiyon Se Zyada Naek Hain,
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Kyonki
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Jab Koi Ladka Kisi Ladki Ko Dekhta Hai, Toh
Us Ki Zuban Se Foran Ye Nikalta Hai,
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(MASHA'ALLAH)
(SUBHAN'ALLAH)
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Kitni Pyari Hai,
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Par Jab K Koi Ladki Kisi Ladkey Ko Dekhti Hai,
Toh Kehti Hai,
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(Kamina)
(Kutta)
(Zalil) .
Jab Dekho Ghoorta Hi Rehta Hai,
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Isi Liye Ladkon Ko Zyada Naek Qarar Diia Gaya Hai.
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[EXPRESS NEWS]
"Har Bachi Par Nazar.

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Dad: Whos This Girl???
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Boy: My Girlfriend.
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Next Day
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Dad: Now Whos This "New" Girl???
Boy: Rishta Wohi,
Item Nayee...

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1 Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Call Ki
Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.

Girl: Sacchi

Boy: Mucchi

Girl: Ek 100 Ka Recharge Karwa Do Plz

Boy: Sorry Didi Wrong No:

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Petrol Price In Pakistan Is Equal To Alcohol Price In Pakistan.

Ab Ya Toh Ghoom Lo Ya Phir Jhoom Lo !!

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Lo Meri Dukh Bhari Kahani Parho
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... ... .
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?.L?V?U?W??;-?(?R!?+9?!Tg:?"?4!"I<
(!:"--'@%&+???/?*
?Y:-;?/Y?W=(-(!A !?E?
Dekha?
Koi Bhi Mera Dukh Nahi Samjh Sakta :(
Afsos

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Jisey Ice Cream Khani Hai Wo
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.Khareed K Kha Le, Mai Yaha Se Kisi Ko Nahi Khila Sakta

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"Love" K Baarey Me Kuch Pata Hai Kya? Love Kya Hai Jan'na
Chahte Ho?
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Love
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Shri Ram Ji Ka Beta Tha.
For More Details
RAMAYANA
Padho….

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~~~Cutest Proposal~~~
Boy: Kya Mai Aapka Address Jaan Sakta Hoon !!

Girl: Kyun?

Boy: 1 Din Baraat Leker Aana Hai:

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Boy To Jyotishi: Meri Koi GF
Kyo Nahi Ban Rahi Hai..?

Jyotishi- Kaise Banegi?
KUNDLI Me SUKH HI SUKH Jo Likha Hai..

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Police Wala Apne Bachey Se:
Beta: Tumhara Result Acha Nahi Aya Aaj Se Tumhara Khelna Aur
T.V Dekhna Band.

Bacha: Ye 50 Rs Pakdo Or Is Bat Ko Yahi Daba Do..

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Worlds Shortest Jokes:

1) 2 Women R Sitting Quiet.
2) 2 Cracks R Playing Chess.
3) Girlfriend Pays The Bill...

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"Maa" Kya Hoti Hai.....?
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Dad Ki Sabse Pakki Wali Girlfriend.
Har Baar Emotional Hone Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai:P

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Girl (In Train) :- Can I Sit Here ?
Boy: - It All Urs .........
Girl: - Can I Take Some Water?
Boy: - My Pleasure............!
Girl: - "Bhaiya" Agla Station Kaun Sa Hai ?
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Boy:-
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"Mere Baap Ne Mere Dimag Me Koi GPS Fit Nahi Kiya Hai,
Jaldi Seat Khali Kar Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai...."

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Nikle Hum Duniya Ki Bheed Mein To Pata Chala...
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Ki Har Wo Shaks Udaas Hai,
Jis Ne M0nday Se Phir Job Pe Jana Hai.....

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Kal Phir Ek Ladki Nazar Aayi.
Pahli Hi Nazar Mein Dil Ko Bha Gai, Socha Le Jaau Dinar Pe,
Kamini Bhuki Thi 500 Ka Khana Akeli Kha Gai0.O

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Texting + Facebook = Textbook.
Yes, Mom! I Am Studying:P

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Nurse: Aapko Judwa Bacche Huye.
Santa: Hona Hi Tha.
Picture Hi Aise Dekhi Thi.
Dhoom 2
Golmaal 2
Raaz 2
Nurse: Achcha Hua Delhi-6 Nahi Dekhi.

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1990's
Ladka Kya Karta Hai?
Ladke Waley: Doctor Hai..
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2011
Ladka Kya Krta Hai??

Ladke Waley : FACEBOOK Pe 4 Pages Ka
Admin He...Ek Page Ke To 25k Likes He..
Aur 2 Groups Bhi He...Aur Ek Orkut Pe
Account He...Aur Ek Ibibo Pe...




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