Santa was very frustrated with jokes made on him.
So he went to his wife preeto & said:
Mujhe kuch aisa sunana jisme mai
involve naa hoon …..
Preeto:
“I AM PREGNANT”
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Shayar: Arz Kiya Hai…..
Santa: Irshad Irshad
Shayar: Arz Kiya Hai….
Santa: Irshad Irshad
Shayar: Abe KaMine Bolne Toh De.
Santa: Wah Wah Wah Wah…
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Santa: Maine tujhe khat likha
par fir bhi tu nhi aaya?
Banta: Mujhe toh khat mila hi nhi,
Santa: Toh saale maine to likha tha
ki khat miley naa miley,
aana zarur.
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Be OptiMistic Always.
See Height Of OptiMisM:
Solider-Sir We Are Surrounded!
Major Santa-
.
.
.
Excellent We Can Attack In Any Direction…
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Santa Killed his bhabi..!!
Gaav waley: tumne apni bhabi Ko Q mara?
Santa: O yaar mai jis se Bhi puchta K tu phon Pe Kis se baat Kar raha he
To wo Kehte hai,
“Teri bhabi Se”
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Santa's son was filling an application form..
The form asked about "mother tongue"?
Son: papa kya likhna hai?
Santa: likh puttar
"long and uncontrolled"..
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1st time in HISTORY
Santa ne 1
Intelligent sawal pucha
& master behosh
Sawal= BLACK is a colour,
WHITE is also a colour
But
BLACK & WHITE TV
is not a COLOUR TV.
WHY?
!!!!!!!!
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Santa apni Car K@ Pahiye khol rha tha.
Preeto: Pahiye Q khol rhe ho ji?
Santa: Anpadh Gwaar Aurat, samne dekh, likha h!
"Parking for 2 Wheeler Only"
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Customer: Teri bhains
toh ek aankh se kaani hai, fir bhi
tu iske 25 hazar rupay mang raha hai
Santa: Tujhe bhains dudh peene ke
leni hai ya NAIN MATAKKA krne k liye..
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Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Santa Tadap Tadap k Marne Hi Wala Tha..
Ki Usey Yaad Aya,
,
,
,
,
Bijli toh 2 Din Se Band H.
wapas uth gaya or bola sala dara dia...
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BANTA: TENU Aini maar KYO PaaYI..?
SANTA: KAL BRAAT me BOLI GALT PaiGI si..
BANTA: Kaunsi...?
SANTA: "BAARI BaRSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR ,
BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.
BANTA: Fir taa maar paini hi si.
SANTA: Mainu ta sirf maar hi payi
Jehra nachiya c oda parso chautha hai.
