Santa Banta SMS Jokes

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Santa was very frustrated with jokes made on him.

So he went to his wife preeto & said:
Mujhe kuch aisa sunana jisme mai
involve naa hoon …..

Preeto:
“I AM PREGNANT”

 

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Shayar: Arz Kiya Hai…..
Santa: Irshad Irshad
Shayar: Arz Kiya Hai….
Santa: Irshad Irshad
Shayar: Abe KaMine Bolne Toh De.
Santa: Wah Wah Wah Wah…

 

 

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Santa: Maine tujhe khat likha
par fir bhi tu nhi aaya?
Banta: Mujhe toh khat mila hi nhi,
Santa: Toh saale maine to likha tha

ki khat miley naa miley,

aana zarur.

 

 

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Be OptiMistic Always.
See Height Of OptiMisM:

Solider-Sir We Are Surrounded!
Major Santa-

.

.

.

Excellent We Can Attack In Any Direction…

 

 

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Santa Killed his bhabi..!!

Gaav waley: tumne apni bhabi Ko Q mara?

Santa: O yaar mai jis se Bhi puchta K tu phon Pe Kis se baat Kar raha he

To wo Kehte hai,

“Teri bhabi Se”

 

 

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Santa's son was filling an application form..

The form asked about "mother tongue"?

Son: papa kya likhna hai?

Santa: likh puttar

"long and uncontrolled"..

 

 

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1st time in HISTORY

Santa ne 1

Intelligent sawal pucha

& master behosh

Sawal= BLACK is a colour,

WHITE is also a colour

But

BLACK & WHITE TV

is not a COLOUR TV.

WHY?

!!!!!!!!

 

 

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Santa apni Car K@ Pahiye khol rha tha.

Preeto: Pahiye Q khol rhe ho ji?

Santa: Anpadh Gwaar Aurat, samne dekh, likha h!

"Parking for 2 Wheeler Only"

 

 

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Customer: Teri bhains

toh ek aankh se kaani hai, fir bhi

tu iske 25 hazar rupay mang raha hai

Santa: Tujhe bhains dudh peene ke

leni hai ya NAIN MATAKKA krne k liye..

 

 

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Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:

Santa Tadap Tadap k Marne Hi Wala Tha..

Ki Usey Yaad Aya,

,

,

,

,

Bijli toh 2 Din Se Band H.

wapas uth gaya or bola sala dara dia...

 

 

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BANTA: TENU Aini maar KYO PaaYI..?

SANTA: KAL BRAAT me BOLI GALT PaiGI si..

BANTA: Kaunsi...?

SANTA: "BAARI BaRSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR ,

BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR.

BANTA: Fir taa maar paini hi si.

SANTA: Mainu ta sirf maar hi payi

Jehra nachiya c oda parso chautha hai.


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  Posted on Saturday, August 20th, 2011 at 1:39 PM under   SMS | RSS 2.0 Feed