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Mai Teri Bhabhi Ke Saath Haath Mein Haath Daal Ghoom Raha Tha,
Ki Raaste Mein Kuch Ladkiya Mujhe Dekh Udaas Ho Gai.
Ab Mere Pass Toh Teri Bhabi Hai Hi,
Toh Maine Unka Proposal Thukra Dia….

Par Tu Fikar Mat Kar,
Maine Teri Photo Dikha Kar, Unhe Tera Number De Diya Hai. ….!!
Sub Bahut Khush Hokar Kehe Rahi Thi
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“Chalo Is RAKHI Par Humey Koi BEHAN Kehene Wala Toh Mila”

 

 

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Riya 9615774791
Pooja 8014063426
Richa 9856194729
Tisha 9874321455
Ragini 9742134555
Sneha 8076543211
Raksha Bhandhan Special Offer.
Phone Lagao Behan Banao.
Hurry Up!!!!.....

 

 

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“Kaamyabi Tumhare Kadam Chumey,
Khushiyan Tumhare Charo Aur Ho,

Par Bhagwan Se Itni Prarthana Karne Ke Liye,
Tum Mujhe Kuch To Commission Do….!”
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To My Extremely Lovable (But Kanjoos) Brother…
Just Kidding As Always.

“Happy Raksha Bandhan”

 

 

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Kareena, Katrina, Preety, Bipasha, Deepika, Kajol,
Gharwali, Baharwali, Padoswali, Sabji Wali, Dudhawali,
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Is Rakhi Par Aapko Sabhi Behano Ka Pyar Miley….

 

 

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If I Can Choose My Brother In Next Life,
It Will Be You For Sure
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If U Gift Me A Mercedes Benz 2morrow

Love You Always.
Happy Raksha Bandhan.

 

 

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"Mai Uske Paas Tha
Woh Mere Kareeb Thi
Fir Woh Mere Paas Aayi
Aur Thodi Si Ghabraayi
Jab Maine Uska Haath Pakada
To Woh Thodi Si Sharmaayi.

Usne Kaha Aaj Hum
Aise Bandhan Me Bandh Jaaye
Jisey Duniya Ki
Koi Taakat Naa Todd Paaye.

Usne Mera Haath
Haatho Me Lekar Kaha
Yeh To Janam Janmo
Ka Bandhan Hai
Phir Mujhe Yaad Aaya

Woh Saawan Ka Mausam
Woh Poonam Ki Raat
Yeh To Raksha Bandhan Hai!"

 

 

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Scroll Down
If U Hate Me,
I Dont Believe,
U're Scrollin
I Hate U 2
Hate U
Hate U
Still
Scrolling?
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But After
Our Fight’s
Over….
I Still Love U
Happy
Raksha
Bandhan

 

 

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"Har Ladki Aapke Liye Bekarar Hai,

Har Ladki Ko Aapka Intezar Hai,

Ye Apka Koi Kamal Nahi Hai Mere Bhai,

Kuch Din Baad “Rakhi” Ka Tyohar Hai."

 

 

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"Savdhan !!!!!

Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Jaa Rahey Ho,
Aur Kisi Mahila/Ladki Ke Haath Mein Phool,Dhaga,Chain
Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhein,
To Turant Wahan Se Bhaag Jaayen. Yah Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Apki Zara Si Laaparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai.
Purush Heet Mein Jaaree ....."

 

 

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"Payal Chhankaati Aai Thi Wo,
Payal Chhankaati Chali Gayi….

Mai Toh Sindoor Leke Khada Tha,
Mujhe Rakhi Pehnaake Chali Gayi."

 

 

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"Meri Khushi Ka Andaaza
Lagana Mushkil Tha
Par Iske Aage Jo Hua
Woh Batana Bhi Mushkil Hai"

Aati Thi Jaathi Thi
Hansti Thi, Hansati Thi
Bhaagati Thi, Bhagaati Thi
Bolti Thi, Bulwaati Thi
Par Aaj Pata Chala Ki
Woh Mujhe Rakhi Bandhna Chahti Thi!

 

 

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Yu To Hai Hum Brahmchaari
Par Jaha Ladki Dikhi Wahi Aankh Mari….

Pat Gai To Hamari Varna......
Rakhi Ki Hai Taiyaari




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