Sardar Fucking Chinese Girl.
She Was Shouting Chin Chuchin Chu.
After Sex Sardar Asks Her Meaning Of Chin Chuchin Chu.
She Replied: Chutiye Chaddi Kholne De...
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Ek Car Ki Nilaami Ho Rahi Thi
20 Lac. 25 Lac. 30 Lac
Ek Aadmi Ne Hairat Se Car Ki Haalat Dekhi
&
Paas Khadey Aadmi Se Poocha:
Bhai Is Khataara Car Me Aisi Kaun Si Khoobi Hai
K Iski Itni Boli Lag Rahi Hai..!!
Aadmi: Janaab Ab Tak Is Car K 10 Accident Ho Chuke Hain
Or
Har Baar Sirf Or Sirf "BIWI" Hi Mari Hai….
Aadmi: 40 Lac..!!
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Y Boys Call All Grlz ITEM?
Coz
ITEM Means MAAL
MAAL Means PAISA
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PAISA Means LAXMI
Or Girl To Ghar Ki LAXMI Hoti H
To Hui Na ITEM
Rishta Wahi Soch Nayi.
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What's The Most Popular Word That Begins With 'F' And Ends With 'K'.
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The Answer Is 'FACEBOOK'.
The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular.
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Kya Aap "Kaala Dhan Bahar Nikalo Desh Banao"
Abhiyaan Me Mere Or Anna Hazare K Sath Hain??
Agar Hain Toh Mere Number Par
Recharge Karwa K Apna Kala Dhan Bahar Nikal Do.
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Trueheart
I Never Worry About Who Wish Me
When I Win Or Am Happy.
But
I Just See Who Holds My Hand
When I Lost Everything In My Life.
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Very Touching Lines:
"Har Baar Muqaddar Ko Dosh Dena Acchi Baat Nahi..
Kabhi-Kabhi Hum Bhi Hadd Se Zyada Maang Lete Hai"....
Its True
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Ae Mere Sharaabi Dosto,
Videsh Se Kaala Dhan Waapas Aaya To
Beer 10 Rs
Vodka 55 Rs
Whisky 35 Rs
Soda 1.25 Rs
Me Mil Saktey Hain
So, Please Support Anna Hazare.
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Dimag K Liye Badaam Ka Juice,
Dil K Liye Pyaar Ka Juice,
Sehat K Liye Araam Ka Juice,
Or Khush Rehne K Liye
MERA CHOOS...
Dil Pe Mt Le Yaar..
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Chahey Toh Gand Me Le Le.
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FRIEND Is A Foundation Of LOVE.
LOVE Is A Organization Of LIFE.
LIFE Is A Distribution Of FEELINGS.
FEELINGS R D Construction Of FRIENDSHIP
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Six Things Which Weakens A Relation:-
1) Misbehaving
2) Ignoring
3) Lying
4) Breaking Promises
5) Avoiding Contact
6) Doubting
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Mood Refresher Msg..!
BIPASHA Jab Saare Kapdey Nikaal Deti Hai Toh Kya Hota Hai?
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Toh Woh Night Suit Pehanti Hai!
Sudhar Jao.!
Hamesha Galat Sochtey Ho.
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Abey Yaar Tu Kaha Hai??
Aaj Moot Raha Tha Toh
Lodey Per Nazar Gayi Tab Teri Yaad Aai..
Ab Msg Kar Diya Kar Nahi Toh
Tu Kal Pata Nahi Kis Chiz Se Yaad Aayega.
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Guys' Appeal -
Please Protest Against Lesbianism….!!
Because 1 Lesbian Couple Means
2 Pussies & 4 Boobs Out Of Men's Use.
What A Waste Of Natural Resources!
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Ek Kunwari Ladki,
Peheli Baar Ek Ladke Se Akele Me Mili....
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Baaki Ka Kissa Ramzaan K Baad..
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Teacher: Tell Me The Names Of All The Planets..!!!
Studnt: Venus...
Earth...
Mars....
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Teacher: Aur Suna
Studnt: Bss Badiya..
Aap Sunao Sir..
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Ek Kanjoos Ki Biwi Bimaar Thi.
Light Gayi To Candle Jala Diya Aur Bola
"Doctor Ko Lane Ja Raha Hoon,
Agar Lagey Ki Tum Nahi Bachogi Toh
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Candle Bujha Dena.
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1 Ladka-Ladki Park Me Paed K Pichey Baithey The
Oldman: Beta Kya Ye Humari Sanskriti Hai?
Boy: Nahi Uncle Ye To Pallavi Hai,
Aap Kisi Or Paed K Niche Dekh Li Jiye
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Can U Read It Fast:-
My
A My
They My
They They My
My My
They They My
A My They My...
Khulle Nahi Hai Aage Jao….
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Golden Words:-
"Jise Aap Pyaar Karo Usey Zindagi Me
Kabhi Mat Aazmana Qunki,
Agar Wo Gunhegar Nikla To Dil Aapka Tutega,
"AUR"
Na Hua To Dil Uska.....
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Jholi Failakar Maanga Tha Usey Khuda Se
Par Khuda Ne Fariyaad Suni Hi Nahi.
Jab Bhi Poocha Maine Iski Vajah To Kaha-
Kyo Chahtey Ho Usey Jo Tumhare Liye Bana Hi Nahi....
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Jivan Me Shaanti Se Jiney Ke 2 Raastey:
Ek Maaf Karo Unhey ,
Inhe Aap Bhool Nahi Saktey.
Ya Fir..?
Doosra Bhul Jao Unhey,
Jinhe Aap Maaf Nahi Kar Saktey.
