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Dr: Roz 5km Walk Karo, To 1 Saal Me
50kg Wazan Kum Ho Jayega...
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1 Saal Bad Santa Phone Per:
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Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya,
Magar Ghar Kaise Jaau..??
1825km Door Aa Gaya Hu!!!

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During A Text Message Conversation:
Him: I Love You ?
Her: Iloveyoutoo ?
Him: Something Wrong With Your
Space Bar ?
Her: No, There's Just No Space
For Me To Love Anyone Else?

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Bone Is Five Time Stronger Than Steel....
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Check It If U Have Doubt

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Raam Chandra Keh Gaya Siya Se
Aisa Kalyug Aayega
Kahan Hua Tha Mera Janam
Aab Supreme Court Batayega....

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"ACHCHI BIWI, IMANDAR PATI"
Aur 'BHOOT'
Ek Jaise Hotey Hai..!
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Kyoki Inki Baatein To Sab Karte Hai.,
Par Aaj Tak Dekha Kisi Ne Nahi....!!

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Wife 2 Talented Husband:
Aap Mujse Kitna Pyar Karte Hai?
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Hsbd: Mai Tumse Itna Pyar Karta
Hoon K Tumhara Jhuta Zehar Bhi
Pi Sakta Hun, Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lo....

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1 Young Doctor Ne Clinic Khola,
Thodi Daer Baad Ek Aadmi Aaya.
Dr Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy Show
Karne K Liye Phone Ka Receiver
Uthaaya Aur Appointment Dene
K Andaaz Mein Bolney Laga..

Kuch Daer Naatak Karne Ke Baad
Wo AADMI Se Bola:
Bataiye Kya Problem Hai?

Aadmi: BSNL Se Aaya Hoon,
Phone Activate Kerne Ke Liye.

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Police Man: Madam Is Pool
Me Nahana Mana Hai..
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Lady: Kaminey, Jab Mai Kapde Utar Rhi
Thi Tab Kyu Nahi Btaya........??
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Police: Pabandi Nahane Pe Hai,
Kapde Utarne Pe Nahi....

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Great Insult:

Platform Par Saaman Ke Dhaer
Ke Saath Ek Ladki Baithi Hui Thi
Coolie Ne Puchha-
Madam.. Coolie Chahiye ?

Ladki - Nahi Mera Boyfrnd Hai
Mere Saath.!

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Boys Girls Ko Item Kyo Kehtey Hai??

Kyoki Item Means Maal,
Maal Means Paisa,
Paisa Means Laxmi,
Aur Ladkiyo Ko Ghar Ki Laxmi Kahte Hai.,
"Rishta Wahi Soch Nayi"

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A Man Was Walking In Rain,
A Lady Came & Said:
Why Don't U Share My Umbrella?

Man: Its Ok Sister, & Walked Away,
Moral:
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Moral Voral Kuch Nahi.,
Pichhey Biwi Aa Rahi Thi....

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Must Read Abt Facebook:

Facebook Ek Mandir Hai
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Page Ek Murti Hai
Status Prasad Hai
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Status Update Karne
Wala Pujari Hai
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Status Padhne Wala
Bhaqt Hai
... ... .
Aur Jo
Status Padhke B Page "LIKE" Na
Karey,
Wo Mandir K Bahar Betha
BIKHARI Hai..

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Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi
Kia Kiss Karona Muje
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Pappu: Nahi
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Girl: Q Nahi?
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Pappu: Badey-Budhey Kehe Gaye Hain
Ki Aurato Ko Mooh Nahi Lagana Chahiye....

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Ek Pati - Patni Ko Beta Hua
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Wo Use Jyotish Ke Pas Le Gye,
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Jyotish Ne Kaha Ki: Ye Bachcha
Jiska Naam Pehle Lega Wo Mar
Jayega..
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1 Din Bachchey Ne ‘Papa’ Bola
Aur Fir
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Agle Hi Din Padosi Mar Gya....

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2 Dost Saalo Baad Miley.
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi
Ho Gai Hai.
Sonu: Kaisi Hai Teri Biwi.
Monu: Swarg Ki Apsra Hai,
Aur Teri
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Sonu: Meri To Abhi Jinda
Hai!!

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Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear.
Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear.
Wah.Wah.

Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me
"5th Ans. Batao"
Maine Kaha
"Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao"

Ek Or Arz Kia Hai.
Maine Piya Aapka Khoon.
Gud Aftrnoon
Gud Aftrnoon

1 Aur Bas.
Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre.

Basss.. 1 Aur.
Atma Chodd Gayi Jism Purana.
Didi Tera Devar Deewana.

1 Last Bas 1.
Blood Donate Karne K Pehle Hamesha Group Jaanchna.
Basanti In Kutto K Samne Mat Nachna.

Pakka Yeh Wala Last Pakka.
Yashomati Maiya Se Bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky Lagadala Toh Life Jingalala.


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  Posted on Thursday, August 23rd, 2012 at 4:01 PM under   SMS | RSS 2.0 Feed