Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qunki bank me likha tha:
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"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hai"
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Arz Karta Hu.. Itne khuddar the hum ke kabhi school naa jaate ae DOSTO
Wo to ladkiyo ke shauk-e-deedar ne
graduation karwa diya.
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Ji karta hai
aapko pakad ke
kheech ke
koney me
leja ke
akele me
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1 puppy
se katwa du
Tab jaake apko 14 injection lagenge,
uske baad msg karna sikhoge.
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BOY'S PAIN...
"Koi mujhpe Emotional Attayachar ka Loyalty Test hii karwa lo yaaaaaaar,
kam se kam 5 din ke liye HOT bandi to milegi"
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Most of the things we desire are EXPENSIVE.
But the Truth is :
The things That really satisfy us are FREE:
Love, Joy,Peace , Laughter & Good relations.
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Today is F.U.C.K. Day
(Friends U Choose to Keep)
I just FUCKED U..!
So FUCK whoever deserves it & see who FUCKS u back....!!
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Solid investment
1 Bhikhari Ki Lottry lagi to Usne Mandir banwaya
2nd-Tune Mandir Q banwaya?
Bhikhari- Iske Saamne ab Mai Akele hi Bheek manguga
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Pati-Mai tang aa gya hu,
Tum roz-roz
MERA ghar
MERI car
MERA baccha
MERA-MERA hi karti reheti ho.
Kabhi HAMARA bhi kaha karo..!!
Ab almari me kya khoj rhi ho?
wife- HAMARA peticote.
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In Life,
Think u Are Well..!
&
All What iz Well With You..!
&
Nature Will Read Ur Thoughts
&
Make Them True..!
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"Pyar Wo Nahi K Hum Ek Saal Me Kitno Se Karte Hain!
"Pyar To Wo Hai Ki Hum Ek Ko Kitne Saalo Tak Karte Hain.
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Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses
What do you have?
Poor Man: I have a boy
who’s Girl Friend is
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Your Daughter..
