Pani Dekh Kr Pyas To Lagti Hogi..
Pani Dekh Kr Pyas To Lagti Hogi,
Koi Shadi Dkh Kr Aas To Jagti Hogi,
Hum Jante He Aapke Dil Ki Baat,
Har Smart Ladki Ki Maa Aapko Apni SAAS To Lgti Hogi.

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Doctor- Hamari Shehzadi Aa Rahi Hai.
Hindi Teacher- Hamari Navabzadi Aa Rahi Hai.
Engineer- Hamari Bhi Haramzadi Aa Rahi Hai.....

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Newton's Latest Law
" For Every Idiot There Is
An Equal And Opposite Idiot_"

They Are Called HUSBAND & WIFE.

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Who Says India Is Poor??
.
.
.
.
They Spent 32 Crores To Watch A Movie Like
Ek Tha Tiger....

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Blood Group & Their Nature..

O-= Comedy,
O+= Lovely,
B+= Sensitive
B-= Boring,
AB+= Beautiful,
AB-= Innocent
A+= Attractive,
A-= Selfish.

Mine Is O+.
Whats Yours???

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Class 10:
"Beta, As Is Saal Mehnat Karle Fir Saari Zindagi Aaraam Krna."

Class 11:
"Beta, 2 Saal Thik Se Padhai Karle Fir Aram Se Rehna."

Graduation:
"Beta, Bs Degree Achhi Tara Puri Karle, Fir Aram Rahega."

After Graduation:
"Beta, Post Graduation Karle, Fir Mazey Krna."

After Post Graduation:
"Nalayak, Yaha Pada Aram Kr Rha Hai, Kaam Par Kaun Jayega."

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"A Fantastic Quote

Forgivng Terrorist Is Left 2 GOD
But Fixing Their
Appointment Wth GOD
Is Our Responsibility"

- Indian Army

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Diffrnt Styles Of Gud Mornin,

Dad:Gm Son
Friend: Gm Yarr,
BF: Gm Baby,
Lover: Gm Janu
But
Mom: Nahava Ja Nalayak Taro Aa Blackberry To Hu 1
Divas Feki Devani Chhu....

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Mere Sath Hamesha Yeh Chez Hoti Hae :D :D

Me : Yar Mujhey Ek Zaruri Kaam Hai,
Mere Sath Chale Ga Kiya ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
2nd Friend: Pehle Ye Bta Kuch Khilega Ya Nahi ??

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Pappu Ko Fire Brigade Me Naukari Mil Gayi

1 Lady Ne Call Kiya : Hello Mere Ghar Aag Lagi Hai
Pappu: Pani Daala ??
Lady : Haa , Par Aag Bujhi Nahi...
Pappu : Fir Hum Aa Kar Kya Karenge?..
Hum Bhi Toh Pani Hi Dalenge....

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Santa Khudkushi Par Speech De Raha Tha;
.
.
Khudkushi Paap Hai
Zulm Hai Gunah Hai
Buzdili Hai Pagalpan Hai
Khudkushi Krne Se Behtar Hai Insan Khud Ko
.
.
.
Goli Marley!

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That Amazing Moment..
-
-
-
-
When You Drop Your Phone..

But, The Headphones Save Its Life....

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Dear God,
Ab Toh Gadha Prasad Ki Bhi Shaadi Ho Gai,
Mera No. Kab Aayega !!

Sincerely,
Patrakar Popatlal..

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1 Aeroplane Delhi Se Mumbai Jane Me 60 Min Leti H Pr
Mumbai Se Wapas Delhi Aane Me Sirf 1 Hr....??

Ab Dekhiye Iske Jawab Me Hamare Raj Neta Kya Reply Krte Hain:

Rahul Gandhi: Jate Waqt Petrol Se Jati H Or Aate Waqt Diesel Se Isliye.!!!
Digvijay: Jaanch Committee Banayege Aur Mamle Ki Nishpaksh Janch Hogi !
Kapil Sibbal: Isme Jarur RSS Ka Hath H...!
Kalmadi: Delhi Se Mumbai K Raste
Me Gujrat Padta Hai , Ye Jarur
Narendra Modi Ki Chal H.! :P
Manmohan Singh: Madam Se Puch Kr Batauga.! :P =

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Student In Rajesh Khanna Style
.
.
Babu Moshai...

Pass Aur Fail School Ke Haath Mein Hain Jhapana,
Isko Naa Aap Badal Sakte Hain Naa Main.
Hum Saab Toh Rang Manch Ki Katputliya Hain,
Jinki Dor School Ke Ungliyo Mein Bandhi Hain.
Kab Kiski Kitne Marks Aa Jaye, Yeh Koi Nahi Bata Sakta...Xd

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1 Jooth Aapki Zindgi Ke
5 Min Kam Kar Deta Hai,
Aur
1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi Ke
10 Min Badha Deti Hai,

Moral: Hastey Hastey
Jooth Bolo To Bhi 5
Min Ka Faayda Hai.

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Aadmi Ka Dil Bohat Bada Hota Hai,

Proof-
'Aurat Ke Dil Me Sirf Uske Lover Aur
Pati Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai..'
Pr
'Aadmi Ka Dil Itna Bada Hota Hai Ki Usme

Apni Lover,
Dost Ki Lover,
Biwi Ki Dost,
Saamne Wali,
Bajuwali,
Uparwali,
Neechey Wali,
Sabjiwali,
Doodhwali,
Kapdewali,
Saali,
Kaamwali,
Bhai Ki Saali
Aur Thodi Bohat Patni Ke
Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai.'

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Physics Shayari:---
.
Focus Mein Aayi Woh Pehli Bar,
.
Ishq Ka Force Laga Dil Pe Yaar,
. Mirror Image Hi Sahi, 1 Baar Toh
Dikh Jaye.
.
Pyar Current Sa Dil Mein Behne
Laga

. Main Uske Magnetic Field Mein
Rehne Laga.
.
Dua Hai Meri Usse Kabhi
Collision
Ho Jaye. .
Aisa Torque Lage Usse Ki Woh
Unstable Equilibrium Ho Jaye.
.
Pyar Ka Shock Usse Bhi Lag
Jaye.. .
High Kinetic Energy Se Woh
Mere
Galey Lag Jaye
.
Warna Uranium Nucleus Sa Toot Jaunga.
.
Free Falling Body Sa Building Se
Kud Jaunga ......