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Fact Of The Day:
SUNNY LEONE Raat Ko Jab Saare Kapdey Utar Deti Hai Toh Kya Hota Hai?
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Toh Woh Night Suit Pehanti Hai, Aur Kya !
Sudhar Jaao.! Hamesha Ghalat Sochtey Ho.....

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Aaj Bahut Dino Baad Book Kholi Toh Pata Chala
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Ye Toh Last Year Ki Hai....

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Nice Quote:
Don't Hurt Your Enemies By Words
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Don't Hurt Your Dear Ones By Silence.....

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Ram Ne Dhanush Toda Toh Sita Aayi
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Arjun Ne Teer Chalaya Toh Draupadi Aayi
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Krishna Ne Bansi Bajai Toh Radha Aayi
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Or Humney Seeti Bajai Toh Wo Apney Papa Ko Bula Le Aayi..
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!!...Dhokha...!!

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College Wali... Masaley-Daar Hoti Hai.
Office Wali... Sweet Hoti Hai
Ghar Wali... Pheeki Hoti Hai
Hotel Wali... Mast Hoti Hai
5 Star Wali... Mehangi Hoti Hai,
Nukkad Wali..... Unhygienic Hoti Hai
Lekin Ek Baat Hai Yaaar...
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Chai Akhir Chai Hoti Hai...
Kamino..
Soch Badlo, Desh Badlega..

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Kabhi Khamosh Hongey Toh Majboor Naa Samajhna
Kabhi Chup Rahenge Toh Guroor Naa Samajhna
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Kabhi Msg Karna Bhul Gaye
Toh Humey Apni Tarah Kanjoos Naa Samjhna.

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Leave Application By Santa:
Sir,
Satsrikaal. My Wife Is Very Ill & There Is No Other Husband In Family To Take Care Of Her.
So Kindly Declare Holiday..!

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Husband Romantic Andaaz Me Bola:
May I Kiss You Darling..

Wife Sharmatey Huye Boli
"Humney To Kabhi Gaeron Ko
Bhi Mana Nhi Kiya
Aap To Phir Bhi Apney Hain"

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6 U ! | ! W S
D 3 3 >L
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Don Ka Sms Padna Mushkil Hi Nahi Namumkin Hai..!
Par Tum Apne Gang Ke Ho Isliye Bata Raha Hoon..
Mobile Ulta Karke Padh Lo..

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Life Is The Hardest School,
You Never Know What Level Of Class You Are In, What Exam You Will Have Next
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You Can't Cheat B'coz Nobody Else Will Have The Same Question Paper!!

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Best Lines Which I Personally Believe-
"Apne Wajood Pe Itna To Yakeen Hai Mujhe Ki,
Koi Dur Toh Ho Sakta Hai Mujhse Par Bhula Nahi Sakta."

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Aisi Kya Dua Doon Aapko,
Jo Aapkey Labon Pe Hasi Ke Phool Khila De,
Bus Yahi Dua Hai Meri Rab Se,
Ke Khuda Jaldi Se Aapki "Shaadi" Kara De...
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Oye Hoye Muskurahat Toh Dekho.....

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Arey O Friendwa
Kaisan Ho?
Kauno Baat Pe Naraj Ho Ka?
Tohar Smswa Ke Darshan Kie Kafi Samay Bit Gawaa Re
Tanik Aek-Dui Smswa Bhijwai Do Humar Tuntuniya Pe

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Wife: Tum Ne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyu Nahi Bataya
Ki Tumhari 2-2 Biwiya Aur Hain?

Husband: Bataya Toh Tha Ki Mai Tumhe
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'Mallika' Aur 'Shehzadi' Ki Tarah Rakhunga

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My Friend Said That Onion Is The Only Food That Can Make You Cry !
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So To Prove Him Wrong....
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I Threw A Coconut At His Face.... :D

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"Hope" Is One Of The Greatest Gifts To All Of Us..
Becauz
It's That Magic Which Inspires Us To Keep Trying, Learning, Loving & Living.
Do Not Loose It.

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Masti Fun
5 Ladkey 1 Ladki Ko Zabardasti Kiss Kar Rahey They,
Aur Ladki Chilla Rahi Thi:
Kutto
Kamino
Besharmo
Haramzaado
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Lado Mat, Sabki Baari Aayegi !!

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An Announcement Was Made In A Fair:
Ek Bacha Mila Hai, Jin Ka Hai, Aa Kar Le Jaye..!!

Santa Rushed There N Said "Mujhe Bhi Dikhao,
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Jin Ka Bachcha Kaisa Hota Hai"..!

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Ladki Ke Baap Ne Vidai Ke Waqt Dulhey Se Kaha:
Beta,
Humari Izzat Ab Aapkey Haath Mein Hai..

Dulha Bola:
Chinta Mat Kijiye..
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Aaj Hi Loot Lunga..

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I Know Lots Of People Hate Me Coz Am Too Bad...
But, Few People Surely Love Me Coz They Know My Lil Goodness Is Not Fake..!!!

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Types Of Proposals:
1.I Love You.
2.I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Life With You.
3.Will You Marry Me ?
But The Latest One Is
Wanna Share Your "Halkat Jawani" With Me???

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In Exam Hall A Girl To Santa:
Mujhe Bas Is Ans Ki Starting Bata Do Baaki Main Likh Lungi.
Santa Ne Dhyan Se Idhar-Udhar Dekha,
Fir Dhire Se Bola:
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"The"

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The Softness Of A Person's Nature Does Not Mean Weakness,
Because Nothing Is Softer Than Water,
But Its Force Can Break The Strongest Rocks!

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Love Asked To Death.
Why Do People Like Me And Hate You.?
Death Replied
Bcoz You Are The Sweetest 'Lie'
And
I Am The Strongest 'Truth' Of This World.

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What Is Sms?
S> Sala
M> Muft Da
S> Syapa
Je Na Karo Ta Kanjus,
Je Karo Te Velle,
Je Bhej Do Ta Purane Si,
Je Na Bhejo Ta... Tussi Wade Log Ho Ji.

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Virat Fans Are Watching Cricket
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Sharukh Fans Are Watching Movie
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Sania Fans Are Watching Tennis
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But My Fans Are Reading My "Sms"
Ohh! My Crazy Fans..
Padho Padho Or Padho




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  Posted on Monday, November 11th, 2013 at 2:55 PM under   SMS | RSS 2.0 Feed