Tchr 2 sardar studnt:
Agr koi moti ladki palat k waapis aye toh is sentence ko english me kiya kahenge?
Sardar:
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GOL MALL RETURNS
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LADY: Hello!! Police Station?
A man has entered in 2 my house
n he is raping me rite noww.
Caan Yoouu
aaahh mhaaa
woww ummm yeeaahh
arrest himm tomorow....
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I'm desperately trying to find out who r these 4 people so interested in my life.. ?
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Parents keep sayin "Chaar LOG dekenge toh kya bolenge"
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A poem 4 u-
kind, intelligent, luving n hot,
....this describes everything wat u r not....
I c ur face wen i m dreamin,...
dats why i always wake up screaming...
i luv ur face,ur smile,ur eyes...
....damn im gud in telling lies...
wat inspired dis enormous rhyme....
vella time.....
vella time..... :
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Nude Husband In New shoes: U See Something New?
Wife: No Your Cock Is Down As Usual
Hubby: That's B'coz It's Looking At My New Shoes
Wife: Better Buy A New Hat!!
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'PYAR' Kuch Pal Ka
Misiouttahonahitadtamjoad
haptwhaptwamjpmjadtdajkjlago
Nahi Padha Ja Raha Na
Fwd Kr Do
Tum Kya Samjho PYAR Kya Hota Hai
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2 Ladies fighting for a seat in bus...
Conductor: Who is more aged should sit here...
Both looked each other and the seat remained Empty..
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Very innovative thought:
"Laugh always, coz U still have teeth
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U can Smile later also"
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Sardar saw a poster at a police station.
"2 Gujrati Men Wanted for Rape''
Sardar "Shit Yaar !
These Gujratis always get the best Jobs.
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1 Aadmi k 3 Dost The
3no doctor the
2 pagal the
1 ko samjh nahi ati thi
Jis ko samjh nahi ati thi
Us k 3 hospital the
2 band the
1 khulta nahi tha
Jo khulta nahi tha us main 3 fans the
2 band the
1 chalta nahi tha
Jo chalta nhi tha us ko 3 mechanic k pas laye gaye
2 ko kaam nhi ata tha
1 say hota nahi tha
Jis sey hota nahi tha
Us k 3 shaagird the
2 aate nahi the
1 ghar me rehta tha
Jo ghar me rehta tha
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Wo wohi shuru wala admi tha
jis k 3 Dost the
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LABON Pe Aaj UnKa NAM Aa Gaya
PYASE Ke Saamne Jaise JAAM Aa Gaya
LadKhadaye KADAM To Gire UnKi BAAHON Me
Aaj Ye NASHA Hi Humare KAAM
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Zrurat ke mutabik zindagi jiyo,
Khwaish k mutabik Nahi
Q Ke Zrurat fakeer Ki Bhi puri Ho jati Hai or Khwaish
Badshah Ki Bi adhuri reh jati Hai..
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"Many times in life realization is not worth,
because it comes after we Have lost something....''
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Cute line by a best friend:-
It’s bad that you are sad and not telling me
But....
It’s a shame on me that I know u r sad and i can’t figure out why....
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Dehaat k PREMI ne PREMIKA k liye shayari likhi
"KA TOR CHAAL AUR KA TOR LEELA?
KA TOR CHAAL AUR KA TOR LEELA?"
HAM TOR "Tees Mar Khan" Aur TU HMAAR
"Seeela".
