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Best T-Shirt Quote of The Year
I Dont Need Sex
My Tensions Fucks Me Every day....

No one can Destroy IRON but its own RUST can.
Likewise,
No one can Destroy a Person but his Own Mind set can.
Our Thoughts Change Our Life..

 

 

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Jailer to KASAB-
Why are you so happy?
Kasab-
I am not an Indian.
I hate India & killed Indians,
But I am sure that I am safe In India
A journalist to ANNA HAZARE-
Why are you so sad?
Anna-
I am an Indian
I love my India and Indians,
But I am not sure when I will be killed
This is INDIA....!

 

 

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Kisi ki umeed me wo aise khoye they,
palko se pata chlaa wo raat bhar roye they,
dheemi si aahat se unke karib aana chaha,
jane kyu aisa laga wo hamey yaad karte-karte soye the.

 

 

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Quote For Lovers:
The quality and breadth of your relationship
matters more than any amount of money in your pocket...

 

 

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How to identify murga & murgi?
Patthar maaro aur dekho...
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Agar
Bhaaga to murga hai
aur...
agar
bhaagi to murgi....:-
think different.....

 

 

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Santa's wife- Aji suntey ho,
ghar me namak khatam ho gya hai,
dal me kya dalu.??
Santa gusse me- Dimaag to hai hi nahi,
Naya colgate active salt daal de usme namk hai...

 

 

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Ek Baap apane Teenage BETE ka School Bag Check kar Raha tha,
Toh 1 CON@@@ Mila.
Bap: Sharm Nahi Aati Bag Me ye sab Rakhte hue ?
BETA: To kya is Umar Me BAAp Ban Jau

 

 

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Santa dukandar se- lalaji, 1 litre gur dena.
Lalaji-gur litre main nahi kilo main aata hai,
dubara maango.
Santa -lalaji 1 kilo gur dena, botal main.
Lalaji-aise nahi mangte,
tum dukandar bano aur main gur kharidta hu.
Lalaji-1 kilo gur dena..!!
Santa-botal laaye ho..??

 

 

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Khuda ka shukar hai ke aansu be-rang hotey hain!
Warna raat ko bheeg jaane wala takiya naa jaane kitne raaz bayaan kar deta....

 

 

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Doctor ki shaadi kuch is tarah se honi chahiye, ki doctor ki shaadi lage.
Mehndi ki jagah Betadin solution istemaal ho.
Baraat ambulance me jaye,shaadi hospital me ho
Tasviron ki jagah x-ray liya jaye aur kya khub ho,
agar khaane me vitamin B-complex ki goli di jaaye.
Mehmano ko chai ya cold drink ki jagah glucose water ORS diya jaye.
Dulhe ke galey me haar ki jagah stethoscope lagaya jaye
aur dulha shaadi ke baad bole NEXT

 

 

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BHOJPURI MSG ONLY 4 U;
TuHar CheHra PHULWA K Samaan
TuHar HASNA PhuLwa K Samaan
TuHar NAAK, KAAN, BAAL Sab PhuLwa K Saman
Aur PHULWA Hamaar BHAINSWA Ka Naam.

 

 

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Jo mangoge milenga:
Dil,
Dhadhkan,
Jigar,
Aankhen,
Mohabbatain,
Mann,
Jaan,
Bas "judaai" nahi mil sakti
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  Posted on Saturday, August 20th, 2011 at 3:45 PM under   SMS | RSS 2.0 Feed