Definition Of Laziness:
It’s A Talent Of Taking Rest Before Gettin Tired...
Bcz Prevention Is Better Dan Cure..!!
Be Lazy Go Crazy...

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Wife Sent Husband For Shopping.
She Told Him To Go & Buy Something That Will Make HER Look Sexy.
He Came Back With A Bottle Of Vodka For Himself.

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Shadi Se Pehle Har Koi SHER Hota Hai,
Aur Shadi Ke Baad.
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SHERU.

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Let
X=Y
2x=2y
So; 2x-X=2y-Y
2x-2y=X-Y
2(X-Y)=X-Y
2=1
Maths Ka Itihas Hila KR Rakh Dala.
Bata Dena NEWTON Ko
Uska Papa Aa Gaya Hai..

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Aye Dost Tu Sabse Azeez Hai,
Mere Dil K Sabse Kareeb Hai,
Na Koi Call, Na Koi Sms Karta Hai,
Kya Tu ''Sudama'' Se Bhi Zyada Gareeb Hai.

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~Height Of Kamina-Pan~
A Boy Listening To Extremely Sad Song & Thinking...
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"Kaunsi Wali Ko Yaad Karu Yaar..!!!

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Psychology Ka Practical Ho Rha Tha.
Profssr Ne 1 Chuhe K Liye 1 Trf CAKE Or Dusri Tarf CHUHIYA Rakh Di.
Chuha Fouran Cake Ki Trf Lapka.
Dusri Bar Cake Ko Badal Kr ROTI Raki.
Chuha Roti Ki Trf Lapka.
Is Tarah Kai Bar Food Item Badle, Magar Chuha Hr Bar Food Ki Trf Bhaga.
Profesr: Bas, Sabit Ho Gya Ki BHUKH Hi Sbse Bdi Taqat H.
Itne Me Last Row Ki Bench Se Awaz Aai:
Sir, 1 Bar Chuhiya Badal K Bhi Dekh Lo, Ho Skta H Wo Uski "BEHAN" Ho..;

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Problems & Difficulties Are Like Big Cotton Bags...
Which Look Huge
When You See It.
But, It Is Much Lighter When U Actually Handle It...!!!

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Sohni Sohni Morning..:-)!
Hav A Thanda Thanda Day..:-)!
Keep A Mithi Mithi Smile On Ur Face..:-)!
RABB JI Bless U Full Day..:-)!
Good Morning