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If people of Poland are Poles, then Holland are Holes n Germans are Germs!
If Father is Pop, Mother should be Mop.
In English, Noses Run and Feet Smell.
If plural of Man is Men then Pan should be Pen !
Similarly Foot-Feet & Boot-Beet.
If Mouse becomes Mice, Why not House becomes Hice?
Conclusion: Eat N Drink Whatever U Wish; Heart Attack Comes Due To English Language Only....

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6 Saal K Bache Ne 4 Saal K Bache Ko Bola.
"Oye, Pata Hai Maine Aaj Balcony Me 1 Sexy Aunty Dekhi"
4 Saal Ka Ladka-"Sexy Aunty To Thik Hai, Balcony Kya Hota Hai?

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Vijay Mallya Had Piles Of Cash.
The Cash Is Gone But Only Piles Remain.
This Condition Is Called
"King - Fissure"

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Sardar English K Paper Mein Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah Se.

Q1. Mai Ek Aam Admi Hu.
  A: I'm A Mango Man.
Q2. Mujhe English Aati Hai.
  A: English Comes To Me.
Q3. Ek Kuwari Ladki Neeche Khadi Hai.
  A: Miss Under-Standing.
Q4. Sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi Hain.
  A: Tablets R Walking On The Road.

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The Smoothy Jasmine Hide Alone & Came Drunk !!
Samjhe Nahi Chalo Hindi Me Suno-
Chikni Chameli Chup K Akeli Pauaa Chada K Aayi..
Improve Ur ENGLISH

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Fir Ummeedo Bhari Subah Aayi Hai,
Suraj Ka Saath Bhi Layi Hai,
Humari Dosti Ka Asar To Dekho
Ye Hawaayen Bhi Good Morning
Kahne Aayi Hain....

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Paani Ki Boond Bahut Chhoti Lagti Hai
Par Kahi 1 Pyasa Fool Uska Intezar Karta Hai
Usi Tarah 1 sMs Chhota Lagta Hai
Par Bhejne Wala Aapko Dil Se Yaad Krta Hai..

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" Bachpan Mein Jab Dosto Ko Bye Kehte The
Toh Ye Sochte The Kal Fir Milenge.....
Par Ab Jab Dosto Ko Bye Kehte He
Toh Sochte Hain Fir Naa Jaane Kab Milenge….




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