LIC Waley Bhi Kya
Gajab Dhatey Hain
LIC Waley Bhi Kya
Gajab Dhatey Hain
Logo Ki Biviyon K Pas Ghanto
Bethkar Husbnd
Ke
Marne Ke Fayde
Samjate Hain.
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Friendship With ME Is Like Einstein's Relativity Theorem:
"I May Be Too Hard To Understand,
But Once You Get The Concept,
I'm Too Hard To Forget."
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2 Simple Sentences But Fact Of Life
"Argument May Win The Situation, But Lose The Person"
"Patience May Lose The Situation, But Win The Person".
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Vidya Balan Was Pregnant In Her New Movie 'Kahaani'....
Critics Reviewed:
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Dirty Picture Ke Baad Pregnant Hona Toh Laazmi Tha....
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Sometime We Struggle Through A Tasteless Coffee Till The Last Sip
& We Find Sugar Lying At The Bottom....
THAT’S LIFE
It's Always Sweet But Not Stirred Sometimes.
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Today Is The International Women's Day.
It Was Actually Supposed To Be Held Yesterday,
But They Took Too Long To Get Ready.
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Best Lines By DHIRUBHAI AMBANI:
"You Will Never Reach Your Destination
If You Stop And Throw Stones At Every Dog That Barks.
Better Keep Biscuits And Move On."
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True Lines:-
A Good Date Ends With Dinner.
An Awesome Date Ends With
Breakfast!!
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Jo Samjhe Woh Hase Warna POGO Dekhein.
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Sad Story Of A Boy:
Wo Roz Roz Kehti Hai Ki Mujhe Apni Tasveer MMS Kro
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"AE DOST"
Us Nadaan Ko Ye Kaise Batau K Mere Paas
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.
Nokia "1600" Hai….
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Papa Bole- Beta Kabhi Na Karna Shaadi, Yeh Hai Jeevan Ki Barbadi..
Beta Bola- Papa Mai Bhi Farz Nibhaunga, Apne Bachcho Ko Bhi Yehi Samjhaunga..!!
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Kaun Banega Crorepati Ka 5 Crore Ka Sawal..
Que:- Woh Do Log Kaun Hai..?
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;:
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:;
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Jo Nokia Mobile On Karne Par Hath Milate Hain...?
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Height Of Coolness....
At The End Of Exam Time,
Teacher: "PUT THAT PEN DOWN!!"
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.
Student: "Chill Baby, It’s Not A REVOLVER.!!
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3 Unforgettable Things In Our Life!
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1. Breakfast
2. Lunch
&
3. Dinner
Don’t Expect Emotional Messages Everytime….
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Bikini Is A Dress Where 90% Of A Woman's Body Is Exposed.
& MEN Are So DECENT That They Look Only At The Covered 10%.
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Women Are Like Electric Current!
If Handled With Care They Will Light Up Your Life!
But,
If Mishandled They Will Give You Shocks Throughout Ur Life..
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1"Good News"
1"Bad News"
Good News-
Big Bazar Mein
1-Kg Aalu Ke Sath
Nokia"N-8
Free
.
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.
Bad News
1-Kg Aalu For
39,999/-Rs Only
Le Lo Aalu..Gd Mrng
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THEORY OF BOYS..!!
Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Me,
Zindagi Mein Udasi Chha Gayi,
Socha Tha AAG LAGA Denge Is Duniya Ko,
Kambakht Tabhi College Me Dusri Pasand Aa Gayi..
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Small Changes Can Produce Big Results.
But The Secret & The Trick Is To Know
Where To Change
And
When To Change....
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Delivery K Waqt:
Lady-God Ladka
Man-God Ladki
Lady-Ladka
Man-Ladki
God: Shut Up & Don’t Confuse Me,
Varna Aisa Confusing Item Bana Dunga,
K Tum Dono ROAGE Or Vo Taali Bajayga..
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Dost Pyar Se Bhi Bada Hota Hai.
Khushi Or Gum Me Saath Hota Hai.
Tabhi To KRISHNA RADHA Ke Liye Nahi SUDAMA Ke Liye Rota Hai.
Q Ki Har 1 Frnd Jaruri Hota Hai….
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Dear God,
Please Give Me Strength To Pay My: Income Tax,
GST,
VAT,
CST,
Service Tax,
Excise Duty,
Customs Duty,
Octroi,
TDS,
ESI,
Property Tax,
Stamp Duty,
CGT,
Water Tax,
Professional Tax,
Road Tax,
STT,
Education Cess,
Wealth Tax,
TOT,
Capital Gain Tax,
Congestion Levy, Etc Etc Etc.
And Don't Forget:
Hafta,
Donations,
Bribes,
Chanda Etc.
If I Have Some Money Left After That I Will Do Business.
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SHER Chupkar SHIKAR Nahi Kartey
BUZDIL Kabhi Khul Kar VAAR Nahi Kartey
Aur HUM Toh Brahmpuri Ke “DABANG” HAI Jo
"GUD NI8" Kehne K Liye Raat Ka NTEZAR Nahi Kartey..
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EXPECT More From Yourself Than From Others
B’cos
EXPECTATION From Others HURTS A Lot
While EXPECTATION From Yourself INSPIRES A Lot...
