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Negative Thinking Is As Important
As Creative Thinking
Coz
If Creative Thinking Invents Aeroplane
Den Negative Thinking Invents Parachute

 

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Two Thoughts Decide The Progress In Life:
The Way U Interact When U Have Nothing In Hand.
And
The Way U Manage When U Have Everything In Hand.

 

 

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Muskaan Ka Koi Maul Nahi Hota
Kuch Rishton Ka Koi Taul Nahi Hota
Log Toh Mil Jaate Hai Har Raastey Par
Lekin Har Koi Aapki Tarah
Anmol Nahi Hota…..

 

 

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I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U Very
Much.
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.
Bus Yahi Kehena Chahti Thi.
Radha Ji Shyam Se Magar
Unko English Nahi Aati Thi.

 

 

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Loneliness Is Not When You Dont Have Anyone With You.
It’s When You Have Everyone,
But Not The One Whom You Want To Be With You....

 

 

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Good Boys/Girls Get Excited During
The Naughty Scenes In A Movie.
But Bad Boys/Girls Smile,
Coz They Know
They Can Do Better!

U Stop Smilin Now!!

 

 

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Sai Kehte Hain-:

Udaas Na Hona Kyoki Mai Tere Saath Hu,
Samne Nahi Per Aas-Pas Hu,
Palko Ko Band Kar Dil Se Yaad Karna
Mai Aur Koi Nahi Tera Ehsaas Hoon….

"Om Sai Ram"

 

 

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Best Lines Ever Said:

"I'm Only Responsible For What I Say ...
& Not For,
What You Understand ..."

 

 

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Koi Tumse Pooche Kaun Hoon Mai..??
Tum Kehe Dena Koi Khaas Nahi..

Ek Dost Hai Kaccha Pakka Sa..
Ek Jhoot Hai Aadha Saccha Sa..

Jazbaat Ke Mann Pe Hai Parda Sa..
Bas Ek Bahana Accha Sa..

Jo Paas Hokar Bhi Paas Nahi..
Par Chhupa Jis-Se Koi Raaz Nahi..

Jo Har Pal Tumhe Yaad Karey..
Apni Saansey Tumhare Naam Karey..

Jo Rutho Toh Tumhe Manaye..
Jo Apni Har Baat Tumhe Bataye..

Jo Tumhare Gum Jaanta Ho..
Dua Tumhare Liye Maangta Ho..

Koi Tumse Pooche Kaun Hoon Mai..??
Tum Kehe Dena Koi Khas Nahi..

 

 

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Who Is A True And A Great Friend?
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One Who Attends The Waiting Call Of A Friend,
When Lover Is On The Line.

 

 

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Zindigi K Raaz Ko Raaz Rehne Do
Agar Ho Koi Aitraz To Aitraz Rahne Do
Par Jab Dil Kahey Hamse Baat Karne Ko
Toh Usey Ye Naa Kehna Ki Aaj Rehne Do….

 

 

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Dekho Mausam Kitna Suhana Hai,
Thandi Thandi Fizaaon Ka Aana Jana Hai,
Kuchh Sms Kar Diya Karo Ae Dost,
Is Balance Se Kya Apni Shaadi Ka Card Chhapwana Hai??

 

 

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Agar Zindagi Me Judaai Naa Hoti,
To Kabhi Kisi Ki Yaad Aai Naa Hoti,
Saath Hi Guzarte Pyaar Ke Har Lamhe,
Toh Shayad Rishton Me Ye Gehrai Naa Hoti..!!

 

 

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Teachar To Students-
Baccho 'Agar-Batti' Ka Muhaavra Banao

One Brilliant Student Says-
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.
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'Agar Batti' Chali Jaye Toh Andhera Ho Jata Hai

 

 

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Child Of 2o11:

Rosy Aunty-
Beta Mumy Ghar Pe H Kya?

Bacha Sprite Peete Hue-
"Aapko Papa Se Milna Hai Naa,
Papa Ghar Pe Hai"

Sidhi Baat.. No Bakwas..

 

 

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Gabbar: Ye Lund Humko De-De Thakur..
Thakur: ...
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.%-)
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.%-)
.
Ae Gabbar Gandu,
Haath Pair Ki Masti Thik Hai,
Lund Se Majak Pasand Nahi..
;->;->;->

 

 

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Husband - Tumhari Friend Ko Party Par Dekh Kar
Mujhe Bahut Hi Khushi Ho Rahi Hai..

Wife - Haa Mujhe Aapki Khushi Paijame
K Andar Se Dikh Rahi Hai...

 

 

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Dil Ameer Tha Aur Muqaddar Gareeb Tha,
Mil Kar Bichadna Mera Naseeb Tha,
Chah Kar Bhi Kuch Kar Na Sakey Hum,
Ghar Bhi Jalta Raha Aur Samundar Bhi Kareeb Tha.

 

 

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2 Sardaro Ki Khoob Pitayi Hui..
Pata Hai Kyu!

Dono Birthday Party Me Bina Bulaye
Khana Khate Huye Kehne Lage...
Hum To Ladke Waalo Ki Taraf Se Hai.

 

 

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3 Sardaor Ko 1 Bike Par Dekh Ek Traffic Police
Waley Ne Unhe Rukne Ka Ishara Kia.

Sardar Chalti Bike Se Bola-
Abey...Pagal Ho Gya H Kya..
Tu Kaha Bethega..

 

 

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Raat K 1 Baje 1 Aadmi
Apni Bv Ko Room Me Le Gya
Usey Bed Pe Lita Dia
Room Ki Light Of Ki
Bv K Pas Gya
Or
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So
Gya
Maaf  Kijie
Mai Gande Msg Nai Bhejta

 

 

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The Dalai Lama Says:

"When U Talk,
U Are Only Repeating What U Already Know...
But When U Listen,
U May Learn Something New.."

 

 

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Santa- Sir Meri Wife Kho Gai Hai
Postman: Ye Post Office Hai,
Police Station Nahi

Santa-Oh Sorry Sala Khusi K Maare
Kaha Jau,
Kuch Samaj Me Hi Nahi Aa Rha


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