As Time Goes On, D Taste Of Relations Increases.
Either It Becomes More Sweet Or More Salty
&
That Depends Only On What WE Add To It DAILY...
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'Upvaas' 4 New Generation:
Living 1 Day widout
1)Mobile
2)Vehicle
3)Facebook
4)Electricity
5)Internet
Ye Upvas kar ke dekho
Bhagwan bhi prakat ho jayenge
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Santa was filling a slambook.
He didnt knw d meaning of zodiac sign.
He turnd d prevs page
&
saw dat sumbody had writen CANCER.
.
.
So he wrote
PATHRI..!!
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A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane.
The man turned to him and said, "Let's talk".
Kid: Ok, what do we talk about?
Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?
Kid: Very interesting topic. But let me ask u a question...
Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps. Why?
Man: I don't know.
Child: Do u really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when u don’t even know shit?
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"The plus (+) symbol was made with two (-)minus symbols"
So any negative Energy can be shaped as positive by
Hardwork & Positive thinking.
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Zarurat ke mutabik zindagi jiyo,
Khwaaish k mutabik Nahi….
Kyuki Zarurat fakeer Ki Bhi puri Ho jaati Hai
or
Khwaaish Baadshah Ki Bhi adhuri rehe jaati Hai..
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"Luv is wen dere r million thin’s u wanna say 2 sum1. .
but wen u look in2 dat person's eyes..
U have nothin 2 say & u r jus left wid a smile on ur face"
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10 rupee kee pepsi
Anna is so sexy
.
.
.
.
Aisa tu keheta hai
Hehehehehehe
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An Angry Husband sends a SMS to mother in law:
"YOUR PRODUCT NOT COOKING FOOD PROPERLY.
Smart mother-in-law replies:
"WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE."
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1 aadmi bank me - bhenchod mere ko a/c kholna hai..!!
Lady clerk- tameez se baat kijiye….
Admi- tameez ki maa ki choot.
A/c kon kholega?
Clerk manager ko complain karne gai..
Manager- kya prob hai apako??
Aap is tarah baat nahi kur sakte..
Aadmi- bhenchod mere ko 10 crore ki lottery lagi hai.
iski maa ko chodoon kahan rakhu ye paise..
Manager muskurate hue- aaiye sir aap is randi ke mooh mat lagiye
Mai aapka a/c open karta hoon. @
kahani ka moral to aap samajh hi gaye honge.
