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How Am I?
1. CAKE: [Soft Nature]
2. ICE CREAM: [Cool+Confident]
3. CHOC0LATE:[Sweet+ Clevr]
4. COLD DRINK: [Flirty+Atitude]
5. CANDY: [Talkative +Intelligent]
6. BISCUITS: [Innocent+Cute+ Shy]
7. PIZZA:[Bold+Proudy+Pretty]
8. TEA:[Naughty+Romantic+Ziddi]
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In Exam, I Ws Given 2 Rite An Essay On FRND.
I Wrote -
"ANY COMBINATN OF MILLION WRDS FRM
26 ALPHABETS CAN NVR EXPRES MY FRND"
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Don’t Get Emotional..
I Got Zero:


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New Question In School Books:
Who Invented The English Vowels (A,E,I,O,U).??
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Ans: Tusshar Kapoor....


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You Are Sweet As Chocolate,
Meetha As Gulabjamun,
Raseela As Rasgulla,
Cool As Ice-cream.
ALLAH Buri Nazar Se Bachaye
Kahin Mere Dost Ko CHITI Na Le Jaaye....


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Boy: Call Me Shona
Girl: Shona Babu
B: Call Me Swthrt
G: Swthrt
B: Call Me Honey
G: Honey
B: Gadhey Ki Bachchi Call Kr Mujhe
G: Oh Ok Ok!! :D


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I Like 3 Things In My Life:
1) Paneer
2) Dew
3) You
Reason:
Paneer For Eating
Dew For Drinking
And You
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..Ooye Hooye.!!
Bartan Kaun
Dhoyega….?
Hahah


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2 Tarah Ki Girls K Pichhey Na Bhaago
1- Jiskey Pichhey Mai Hu,
Qyuki Wo Tujhko Kabhi Nahi Milegi
2- Jiskey Pichhey Mai Nahi Hu
Qyuki Jo Mujhse Na Pati Wo Tumse Kya Pategi.


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Thought Of The Day:
Udasiyon Ki Wajah To
Bahut Hain Zindgi Me...
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Par Jab Ghar Pe Ek Saath 4 Kg 'Lauki' Aa Jaati Hai,
Tab Munn Kuch Zyada Hi Udaas Ho Jata Hai….


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Bhai Tere Liye 1 Bahut Badi News He
Tu Ro Padega Ye Sunkar
Par Vaada Kr Tu Royega Nahi
Tujhe Meri Kasam
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Tu Kabhi Maa Nahi Ban Sakta.


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Devdas Ne Paro K Ghar K Saamney Susu Kar Diya,
Paro Ne Puchca "Dev Ye Tune Kya Kr Diya?"
Devdas Bola: Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya
Ki Aansuo Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya....


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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia,
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Puchha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu :)


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Teacher- How Old Is Ur Father.
Studnt- As Old As I M
Teacher- How It Is Possible?

Studnt- He Became Father Only After I Was Born....

Moral:
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Moravl Voral Kuch Nahi Usey Ginti Nahi Aati Thi....


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3 Words That Can Totally Change Ur Mood:
I LOVE YOU
I HATE YOU
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The Best 1...
FACEBOOK LOGIN ERROR....


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Agr Subh Ka Bhula Shaam Ko Ghar Aa Jaye
Toh Usey Kya Kahtey Hain.....?
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Haramkhor....!
Subh Se Kahan Tha??


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Maine Apni Zindagi Mein Bahut Dhoke Khaye Hai,
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Mango,,,
Orange,,,
Sabzi,,,
Etc,
Etc..
Aap Bhi Sab Dhokey Hi Khaya Karo....




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  Posted on Wednesday, September 26th, 2012 at 1:22 PM under   SMS | RSS 2.0 Feed