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Daily SMS Dose – Veg NonVeg

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Kehtey Hain Ki 7 Phere 7 Janmo Ka Bandhan Hota Hai
Magar "F-R-I-E-N-D-$".
Ye 7 Shabd Agar Mil Jaye Toh Bus,
1 Janam Me Hi 7 Janam Jiney Ka Ehesaas Ho Jata Hai….

 

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Teacher Class Me Apne Baby Ko Doodh Pilatey Hue Boli-
Ale ... Ale...Mela Beta Dudu Pikar Docter Banega….
Boy - Mam Thoda Hamey Bhi Pila Do,
Medical Store Hi Khol Lenge....

 

 

 

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NOW DIS IS WAT A PJ IS..

Girl- Kabhi Kabhi Mai Yeh 'Sochti' Hu-
Agar Main "BORING" Hu...
Toh
.
.
.
.
.
Mere Mooh Se Paani Q Nahi Aata..

 

 

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Manmohan Singh's Reply To Anna Hazare:
Jab Aapne Kuch Khaya Hi Nahi,
Toh BILL Kis Baat Ka Maang Rahey Ho....!!!

AGAR Aapki Shaadi Nahi Hui Toh Isi Saal Kar Lena..!!
Qyunki Agle Saal Goverment Iske Liye Bhi
Exam Lene Ke Liye Soch Rahi Hai
"M E T"
(MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST)
Hurry..

 

 

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Hamesha Rab Se Wo Maango Jo Aapki Kismat Me Ho,
Wo Nahi Jo Aap Chahtey Ho….
Qyunki Ho Sakta Hai K Aapki Khwaaish Kum Ho,
Magar Aapki Kismat Me Zyada Likha Ho

 

 

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Arz Kiya Hai:-

Jungle Me Sapere Been Liye Baithe Hain,
Gor Farmaiega Hazoor-
Jungle Me Sapere Been Liye Baithe Hain,
Saap Aur Bhi Kamine Hai,
Durbeen Liye Baithe Hain.
Wah Wah Waah Waah

 

 

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Boy: I Got (A) In Chemistry..!!
Mom: WTF, Well Done..!!
Boy: Mom, What Do You Think WTF Means?
Mom: Well That's Fantastic

 

 

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When You Mess Up A Guys Hair,
He Thinks Its Cute.
But Wen You Mess Up A Gals Hair.
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May Your Soul Rest In Peace-:

 

 

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Bhojpuri Title Of Sum Famous Films:

Titanic- NAUKA DEYLA DHOKA
Anaconda- AADMI KHAAYE WALA SAAPWA
3 Idiots- TEEN BURBAK
Ghajini- TAKLA K BADLA..!!

 

 

 

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Jab Sacchi
Lagan Ho
Josh Ho
Junoon Ho
Himmat Ho
Kartavya Paalan Ka Jazba Ho
Dhiraj Ho
Kadi Mehnat Ka Nishaya Ho
,
,
,
,
Toh Aap Bhi
Ji Haan Aap Bhi
'BHAINS' Paal Saktey Hain.

 

 

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Boss: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?
Santa: Haanji Ek Ladki Se Hui Hai.
Boss: Shaadi Toh Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai..!!
Santa: Oh Naaji,
Meri Behan Ki Toh Ek Ladke Se Hui Hai.

 

 

 

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Short Sentence But Rich In Meaning:

"Marriages Are Already Made In Heaven,
We Are Sent Here Just To Have Sex..."

 

 

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After Sex, Santa Saali Se:
Tum Apni Didi Se Zyada Mazaa Deti Ho !
Saali: Dekhiye Na Jijaji,
Fir Bhi Mere Pati Kehtey Hain,
Ki Didi Zyada Maza Deti Hai....

 

 

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Paesh Hai Prasiddh Kavi Chuddi-Dass Ki Kavita....

"Dulhan Wahi Jo Piya Mann Bhaaye"
Bra Uthaa Ke Doodh Pilaaye..
Lund Dekh Peticot Uthaaye..
Masti Me Ooi Maa Chillaaye.,
Martey Dum Tak Khoob Chudwaaye..
"Dulhan Wo Hi Jo Piya Mann Bhaaye"


  « Samsung B5722 Daily SMS dose – Veg & NonVeg »  

  Posted on Wednesday, September 21st, 2011 at 5:33 PM under   SMS | RSS 2.0 Feed



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