Slogan From Engineering Students:
''Anna Tum Sangharsh Karo;
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Hum Toh Kar Hi Rahey Hain"

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There R Only 5 Things V Need In Life:
Gud Friends,
Gud Job,
Gud Food,
Gud Sleep
&
"GOOD  _ UCK"
Dont Worry,
Both Da Things U R Thinking R Right..

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Jab Woh Dost Thi;
Mai Bolta Tha Woh Sunti Thi..
Jab Mangetar Bani;
Woh Bolti, Mai Sunta Tha..
Jabse Biwi Bani;
Hum Dono Bolte Hai, Mohalla Sunta Hai..

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Husband Throwin Knives On Wife's Picture.
All Were Missin The Target.
Suddenly He Recieved Call 4m Her
"Hi! Wht R U Doin?"
His Honest Rply
"MISSIN U…"

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Friends Are Like Gas In The Ass.
Some Are Loud,
Some Are Silent,
Some Are Thuuss,
Some Are Phuss.
But However They Are,
They Bring A Lot Of Relief..!!

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Shaadi Ki 1st Nyt Dulha-
Hamesha Puja Karna,
Vrat Rakhna,
Daan Dena
Pyar Se Bolna!
Dulhan Pareshan Ho Kar Bahar Gyi Or Boli-
"Sab Andar Aa Jao,
Yaha SATSANG Ho Raha Hai."

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YAADON Me Naa Dhundo Humey,  Mann Me Hum Bus Jayenge....
Tamanna Ho Agar Milne Ki,
Toh Haath Rakho Seene Par,  Hum DHADKANO Me Mil Jayenge....

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Best Ever Breakup Shayri...

Tere Chehere Se Mujhe Lagta H Khauf
Wah!
Tere Chehre Se Mujhe Lagta H Khauf
Wah!Wah!

FUCK OFF!!
FUCK OFF !!
FUCK OFF!!

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Bankar Hansi Hum Hasate Rahenge,
Raat Din Aapko Satatey Rahenge,
Mushkil Bahut Hai Hamey Bhul Pana,
Qyunki Sms Bankar Mobile Me
Hamesha Aatey Rahenge..