sab haddi pasli tod mujhe bhijwaa denge vo jail priye,

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum arab desh kee ghodi ho, main hoon gadahe ki naal priye,

tum deewali ka bonus ho, main bhookho ki hadtaal priye,(strike)

tum heere jadi tashtari ho, main almunium ka thaal priye,

tum chicken-soop biryani ho, main kankad waali daal priye,

tum hiran-chaokadi bharti ho, main hoon kachue ki chaal priye, (flight of dear)

tum chandan-wan ki lakdi ho, main hoon babool ki chaal priye,

main pake aam sa latka hoon, mat maaro mujhe gulel priye,

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main shani-dev jaisa kuroop, tum komal kanchan kaya ho, (ugly)

main tan-se man-se Kanshi Ram, tum maha chanchala maya ho, (naughty)

tum nirmal paawan ganga ho, main jalta hua patanga hoon,(pure)

tum raaj ghaat ka shanti march, main hindu-muslim danga hoon,

tum ho poonam ka taajmahal, main kaali gufa ajanta ki,

tum ho vardaan vidhata ka, main galti hoon bhagvanta ki,(wish of god)

tum jet vimaan ki shobha ho, main bus ki thelam-thel priye, (aeroplane)

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum nai videshi mixi ho, main patthar ka silbatta hoon,

tum AK-saintalis jaisi, main to ik desi katta hoon,

tum chatur Rabadi Devi si, main bhola-bhala Lalu hoon,

tum mukt sherni jangal ki, main chidiyaghar ka bhaalu hoon, (free)

tum vyast Sonia Gandhi si, main V.P.Singh sa khali hoon, (busy)

tum hansi Madhuri Dixit ki, main policeman ki gaali hoon,

kal jel agar ho jaaye to dilwa dena tum bail priye,

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main dhabe ke dhaanche jaisa, tum paanch sitara hotel ho, (structure)

main mahue ka desi tharra, tum red-label ki botal ho,

tum chitra-haar ka madhur geet, main krishi-darshan ki jhaadi hoon, (sweet)

tum vishva-sundari si kamaal, main teliya chaap kabadi hoon,

tum sony ka mobile ho, main telephone waala hoon chonga,

tum machli maansarovar ki, main saagar tat ka hoon ghongha, (shore)

dus manzil se gir jaaooga, mat aage mujhe dhakel priye,

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

tum satta ki maharani ho, main vipaksha ki lachari hoon, (in power/opposition)

tum ho mamta-Jailalita si, main kwara Atal-Bihari hoon,

tum Tendulkar ka shatak priye, main follow on ki paari hoon, (century)

tum getz, matiz, corolla ho main Leyland ki lorry hoon,

mujhko refree hi rehne do, mat khelo mujhse khel priye,

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye,

main soch raha ki rahe hain kabse, shrota mujhko jhel priye, (listeners)

mushkil hai apna mel priye, ye pyar nahin hai khel priye