ON BLOW DRYER Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

ROWENTA IRON Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

ON VACUUM CLEANER 1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids

2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.

ON A BATMAN CONSTUME Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

ON A EUROPEAN CAMERA This camera will only work when film is inside.

HUNGRY JACK LITE SYRUP After a lengthly instruction on how to heat the bottle: CAUTION: SYRUP BOTTLE MAY BE HOT.

AMERICAN AIRLINES PEANUTS Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box).

NABISCO EASY CHEESE For best results, remove cap.

SWANSON TV DINNERS This product must be cooked before eating.

RING POPS - Made with Real Fruit Juice

Artificially Flavored.

LIQUID PLUMMER Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.