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If all the musicians of this world join together and make a sweet melody to facilitate sleep, they still cant win our text books

Money cant buy happiness.. but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle

Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you when he is in trouble again

Most people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them

Alcohol does not solve any problems, but neither does milk

It is said that husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife is the neck of the family and the neck can turn the head exactly the way she wants


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