- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
- The road to success…….. is always under construction.
- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk..
- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
- All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works.
- If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
- 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
- He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late.
- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
- If you have paper, you don't have a pen……. If you have a pen, you don't have paper…… if you have both, no one calls.
- Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
- All Govt buses are crowded.
Corollary--- -- The Govt buses in opposite direction always go empty.
- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
- After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
- The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
Funny One liners… The Ultimate truth
One Liner You are here
- लखनऊ के एक मुस्लिम व्यापारी ने इक्यावन मंदिर बनाने के लिए ज़मीन और पैसे दान किये
- जाने कहाँ गए वो दिन..
- जाने कहन गए वो दिन..
- जानिये औरत के त्याग और उसकी महत्ता को
- कल्लन मियां के इस्लामिक नुस्ख़े
- एक विकल्प की तलाश में “श्रीमान विकल्पहीन”
- इस से काला आपने शायद ही कुछ देखा हो कभी
- क्या भारतीय दर्शन और अरब दर्शन में नग्नता की समझ एक है?
- I know I am getting old
- जानिये क्यूँ फ्रांस सलाफ़ी/वहाबी मौलानाओं/इमामों को अपने देश से निकाल रहा है