5 Hilarious one Liners!!

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“Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.” - Will Rogers

“Never moon a werewolf.” - Mike Binder

“If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.” - Bobcat Goldthwait

“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.” - Elayne Boosler

“Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?” - John Mendoza


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  Posted on Saturday, October 3rd, 2009 at 5:06 PM under   One Liner | RSS 2.0 Feed
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