20 Funny Quotes of All Time!!

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Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect...... So why practice?

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Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.

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One should love animals. - They are so tasty .

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Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.

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Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

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Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop

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Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children

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"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !

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"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!

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God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.

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When two's company, - three's the result!

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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know - So... Why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........




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  Posted on Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 at 3:57 PM under   One Liner | RSS 2.0 Feed
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