mazahiya sms shayari........

sidthesad · Joined: 24 Dec 2006 Posts: 172

1)
Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha, Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..

2)
Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se, jo ped NE kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se,
wohi main tumhe kehta Hun,
aey chal chal hawa aane de
3)
HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..

4)
Ek aishwaarya thi deewani is shahrukh pe wo marti thi, nazre jhukake,Sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se guzarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na Jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai

5)
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain

6)
Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum Jane kab maang lo udhaar

7)
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana dete,
Uski ek Ada pe Kai gazal bana dete...
Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,
Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...

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Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning...

9)
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U bol doonga

10)
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon NE naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....

11)
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

12)
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi...