A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey.
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love?
A bonky winky wonky donkey.
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, makin' love while
breaking wind?
A stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, makin' love while
breaking wind. Wearing blue suede shoes?
A honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye, makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano?
A plinky plonky honky tonky stinky bonky winky wonky donkey.
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind, wearing blue suede shoes, playing the piano and driving a UPS truck?
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