car,which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."

A policeman,seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either

have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time,another car

passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the

cop, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well,that's a little different,"

the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

The two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and

drove off. The following day found the same cop in the area when he

noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car

again. Thinking he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them

when he noticed the new sign,which now read: "TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING

PETER -- $50.00."