Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I
have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card
number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold
on......6102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're
calling from 17 Jalan
> Kayu.
Your home number is 40942366, your office 76452302
and your mobile is
0142662566. Which number are you calling from now
Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone
numbers?"
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you
have high blood
> pressure
and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza.
You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular
Hokkien Dishes" from
the
National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family
size ones then, how much
will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family
of 10, Sir. The total
is
$49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash,Sir.
Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55
since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on
your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the
neighbourhood ATM and withdraw
> some
cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the
records,you've reached your daily
limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll
have the cash ready. How
long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't
wait you can always
> come
and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you
own a
Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you
giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on
your records you're also
diabetic....... "
Customer: "#$$^%&$@$%^"
Operator "Better watch your language Sir. Remember
on 15th July 1987 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a
policeman...?"
Customer: ????
So think
twice before applying for an ID card!!
