Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At
1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.""I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he xclaims.
"Good," she replies. "Get your own fucking blanket!"