A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
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Santa joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.
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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes
pehen kar aaya.
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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night
He got irritated.... Drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an
electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child