Some Santa singh’s jokes…..

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Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

Santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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Santa joined new job.

1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Santa: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: I'm falling in love.

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein

Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes

pehen kar aaya.

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night

He got irritated.... Drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

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In an interview, Interviewer: How does an

electric motor run?

Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... ================================================

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: Tipu's skeleton.

Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


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