Santa : Dr. my 20 years old wife is pregnant.
Doctor : What? Okay. first listen to a story. And listen carefully.
Once a man decided to go in a jungle. Instead of taking a gun, he takes his umbrella. Halfway through, he encounters a ferocious tiger.
He tries to run but realising it won't do, he opens his umbrella and the tiger dies.
Santa : Impossible. Someone else must have shot the tiger.
Doctor : That's exactly what my point is.