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Santa meets Banta

Santa: "so have you moved to a new house"

Banta: "No."

Santa: "Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't you?"

Banta: "Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the home I was looking for!"

==================================================== Once Santa singh reported for his University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions.

he takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out.

During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

"I finished the exam in half and hour. But, I am rechecking my answers." santa replied.

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One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the

thirteenth floor building when a man came running in

to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter

Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in

panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office

window. While coming down when he was near the tenth

floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named

Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered

he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground

he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

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Once Banta Singh was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady

came and asked him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar

answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy Came and

asked! ! ! ! the same Question. Sardar answered " No No Me

! Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same

question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to

shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar

enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you

Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and

answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on

his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond

rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai. "

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Banta singh was working in a studio as a photographer.

One day he went to a function to take some snaps.

While filling the film roll in to the camera it dropped down rolled beneath to the saree of an woman.

Sardar hesitated for a moment and approached the woman and said "Could you please lift up the saree so that I can take the photo"

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An Englishman, an American and Banta singh are called upon to test a lie detector .

The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".

And the machine is silent.

The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".

BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

"All right, 8 hamburgers".

And the machine's silent.

Banta singh says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. =================================================


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