Officer: May I see your licence?
Santa Singh: License? What does it look like?
Officer: Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
Santa looks around the car for a rectangular piece of object and finds a compact mirror used by his wife in the glove compartnment.
Santa Singh: Here - this is all I have!
Banta Singh opens it up and says: Oye yaar! Why didn't you tell me! I can't fine you - you're also a police officer!