Newton’s romantic laws…

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Universal law:

"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from

One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money . "

first law:

"a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl

in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until on unless

any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and

break the legs of the boy."

second law:

" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is

directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and

the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the

bank balance. "

third law:

"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite

to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.


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