18+ Jokes For Adults

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Night Is Exotic,
Night Is Sizzling,
Night Is Erotica,
Night Is Sexy...
But
Night Is Incomplete
Without Wishing U
Licking Nights.
Enjoy Ah Ah Dreams....

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Father & Son Went To A Medical Store.
Father Buys A Pack Of Condoms.
Son- What’s This
Father- Its Medicine For Killing Rats.
Son- Oh Bhenchod.!
Choot Me Bhi Chuhey.!

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XXX Movie Title:

*Faad K Panty So Gayi Aunty
*Zalim Lauda Lagey Hathoda
*Peticot Me Visfot
*Randi Ho Gayi Thandi
*Paan Khaye Muniya Maa Chudaye Duniya.

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Guest- Beta Naam Kya Hai Aapka ?
Boy- Mintu!
Guest- Ye Toh Ghar Ka Hai..
Wo Batao Jo School Mein Bulatey Hain Tumhey ?
Boy- O Mintu Behan Ke Laudey....

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Faadu Joke;

Lady Was Scolding Her Maid For Her Inefficiency..
Angry Maid: "At Least I M Better Than U In The Bed."
Lady (Amazed): "And My Husband Told U This? "
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Maid: “No, The DRIVER”

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Santa Apne Totey Se Bola..
“ Mitthu Bete, Jalebi Khayega?”
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Tota: Apne Pichwade Mein Daal Le Kaminey,
Pehle Mirchi Khila-Khila Ke Bawasir Karwa Di,
Ab Diabetes Bhi Lagwaega Tu Kanjar....

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Ek Baar Santa Shirt Utaar Ke Balcony Mein Khada Tha.
Santa Ke Padosi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Uski Tariff Kartey Huye Bola
“Waah Santa Ji, Kya Chest Hai..!!”

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Santa Khush Hotey Huye: “Arrey Ye To Kuch Bhi Nahi,
Apni Bhabi Ki Dekhega To Pagal Ho Jayega“

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Ek Ladka Ladki Dekhne Gaya.
Bahut Daer Se Peshaab Rok Rakhi Thi,
Aur Jab Bardaasht Nahi Hua Tab
Ladki Se Bola- Suniye- "Pls,
PESHAB KARNEY KI JAGAH DIKHAIYE"
LADKI Sharmatey Huye Boli ,"Pehle TUM Dikhao"

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Arz Kiya Hai..
Jisey Aaney Me Lagtey Hain 15 Saal.
Gor Farmaiyega..
Waah Waah
Soon Toh Le Gaandu.
Jisye Aaney Me Lagtey Hain 15 Saal
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Usey Kehtey Hain Jhaat Ke Baal..

Samjha Gandu, Chal Aaja Ab
Mere Jhaat Ki Safayi Kardey....

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Bhakt: Baba Har Sukhi Aurat Apne
Jeevan Me Apne Pati Se Kya Chahti Hai?
Baba: Zinda Rehne Tak Uska Khada Lund,
Aur Marne Ke Baad Uska LIC Fund.

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Mom: How The Hell Are You Pregnant..?
Girl: It’s Our Project In Collage About
"MIRACLE OF LIFE"...

Mom: Tell Me Who Is He..?
Girl: Don’t Know Mom..
IT’S A GROUP PROJECT..!

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Some Basic Rules....
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1. Apni Wife Ki Har Roz Leni Chahiye...?
KHABAR...
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2.Uskey Pakadd Kar Baar Baar Chumney Chahiye...?
HAATH...
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3. Uskey Baad Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye....?
PAIR...
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4. Uski Aagey Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye....?
TAREEF...
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5.Uske Saamne Aatey Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Me Dedo....?
Monthly Salary....!
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Think Different, Do Different....

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~Non-Veg Joke: Read On Your Own Risk!

Salim: Anarkali, CAN I HAVE S*X WITH U?
Anarkali: Apne Bahut Badi Cheez Maang Li Jahanpanah !

Salim: Agar "Woh" Cheez Bahut Badi Ho Chuki Ho,
Toh Phir Rehne Hi Do!!!

Samajh Me Aya To Theek Nahi Toh Shinchan Dekho….

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Quote Of D Nite:
"When U Hav A Girl Frnd With U,
She Is Ur Right Hand
And Wen She Is Away From U,
Ur Right Hand Is Ur Girl Frnd"

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LKG Boy 2 Lady: Chalo Sex Kartey Hain.
Lady: Tum Itney Cyhotey Ho,
Meri Jawaani Ka Bojh Kaise Uthaoge?
LKG Boy: Jaanu! Chuha Bori Utha Nahi Sakta,
Magar Faad To Sakta Hai....

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Santa:-Aaj Maine Pehli Bar
Biwi Ki Yaad Bhulaney Ke Liye
Sharaab Ki Bottel Ka Sahara Liya.?
Banta:-Fir Kya Hua?
Santa:-Hua Kya,
NUNU Phas Gaya Bottle Me....




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