Themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a

Transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed

and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and

fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in

the lower.

At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman,

saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you

be kind enough to reach into the closet to get me a

second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for

tonight, why don't we pretend that we're married?"

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he is excited.

And she said.

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"Then get up and take it yourself"!!