The interpretations are 'Quite interesting' !!!!
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" - That's *Direct Marketing*
2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One
of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very
rich. Marry him." - That's *Advertising *
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry
me." - That's *Telemarketing *
4 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)
for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then
say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's *Public Relations*
5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich! Can you marry me?" - That's *Brand Recognition *
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very
rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. -
That's*Customer Feedback .*
7 . You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am
very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's
*demand and supply gap* .
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say
anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
and she goes with him - That's *competition eating into your market share *
9. You see and gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: "I'm rich Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's *restriction for
entering new markets*