Interview Of An Egyptian

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A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about life in Egypt, so they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in Egypt. When she arrives in Cairo she picks a random guy, and starts her interview as follows:

:arrow: Reporter : Hi

:!: Egyptian: Hell

:?: Reporter: Do u speak English ?

:!: Egyptian: Berfect

:?: Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u ?

:!: Egyptian: No, I dont have a mind

:?: Reporter: What's your name?

:arrow: Egyptian: Taha

:?: Reporter: Sex?

:!: Taha: I love it

:?: Reporter: oh no, I meant male or female?

:roll: :?: Taha (yelling): what do u sink?

:idea: Reporter: it's just for the sake of the report. Never mind...male. ...

:!: Taha: yas male..and i can brove it any time u want

:?: Reporter: No, thanks, I'll take ur word for it...so. How do u find life here in Egypt?

:idea: Taha: Egybt..Very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz

:?: Reporter: Oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?

:idea: Taha: Byramids, nice wezar, nice food

:?: Reporter: DO YOU WORK?

:idea: Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar

:?: Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt?

:idea: Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za mehwar street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back!!!

:?: Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt?

:!: Taha: I do not undurstand what u say

:?: Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt?

:arrow: Taha: Egypt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz

:?: Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

8) :!: Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..

:?: Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?

:) Taha: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Alhamdulelah?

:?: Reporter: Then where does all the money go?

:idea: Taha: Guvurment

:?: Reporter: And what does the government do with the money?

:idea: Taha: Zey Build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

:?: Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote?

:?: Taha: What duz zat mean?

:?: Reporter: Do u choose your president ?

:?: Taha: Mubarak?

:arrow: Reporter: yes

:arrow: Taha (nervously): I didn't give my voice. .But if I was. I will give him my voice

:?: Reporter: Why him?

:idea: Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane

:?: Reporter: But there r no wars right now ?

:idea: Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

:?: Reporter: what about the last 26 years?

:idea: Taha: I got marry..and have Ahmed and Amira..and I drive taxi

:arrow: Reporter: No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years

:idea: Taha: He build circle street, mehwar street and make all streets one way

:arrow: Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha

8) 8) Taha: No broblem, only 10 bounds :idea:

:!: Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this

:?: Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi?


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